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Conjure food!

Become tired of being pushed around by everyone. Unleash full arsenal of destructive magics!

You forget to keep track of your curses, as you try to cast Incinerate.

What do you do?

30 Suggestions for “Conjure food!”

  1. TJ says:

    Hey, that looks pretty tasy! Cast incinerate on yourself.

  2. necoo says:

    tell him that you will pledged loyalty to him and all of his ilk if he removes, or gets someone to remove, all of your curses

  3. Seth says:

    Decide to stop wasting time, your health is decreasing, and you want to get rid of these curses. Find Shen, damnit!

  4. Edwardius says:

    Realize no matter what stupid shit you do, it’s unlikely the DM will allow you to stay dead for long.

    That aside; Expend the rest of your magic points doing stupid shit.

  5. Revane says:

    Tell him that you lied and that your planet has no leader.

  6. hydrowolfy says:

    point to a rock and call it shen.

  7. jerqod says:

    suck it up and go

    OR

    Give him the draconic gents poster as a gift from Shen, and see if he gets mad and goes with you.

  8. RedFox says:

    I second Seth

  9. Harry says:

    Put on the emerld necklace.

  10. VDOgamez says:

    Begin to walk towards the nearest large town, to inquire about General Shen’s location.

  11. Wolfhowl44 says:

    Tell them that Shen is a part of everyones spirit, and YOU are the vice leader until Shen returns.

  12. Shadow says:

    Try again.

  13. Nikochan says:

    don’t search for Shen, try to have fun for the last week of your life

  14. Loof says:

    Do nothing for a week.

  15. necromantic says:

    tell him that shen has gone into hiding during the eladrin revolt. either they will need to help you find him or fight off the rebel army to draw him out.

  16. Mark says:

    Ask Alien if he has any medicaments or drugs or whatever there can be to cure sickness since the one you have can be deadly and it will result in not finding Shen

  17. Demonium says:

    Run away as fast as you can
    OR
    Summon your familiar to get you away as fast as possible

  18. DynamoDan says:

    Ask him what a planet is.

  19. julie says:

    find the damn generall, get all the curses undone and then sve the world….
    OR
    do the most stupid thing you can think of. You only have about a week left^^

  20. Kgummy says:

    Cast a beneficial magic on him.

  21. an alien says:

    I second TJ (first suggestion)

  22. LordoftheForest says:

    Next.

  23. CruKraft says:

    Silly alien creature. He doesn’t realize that the poison will probably kill you before his curse ever gets the chance.

  24. Lunar-tic says:

    Cry

  25. Chimaera says:

    Tell him your other curse will kill you before you can reach General Shen, and could he please heal you

  26. Alex says:

    …crap.

    Ask Douglas if he knows anything about general Shen.

  27. Wizician of the West says:

    Tell him you’re poisened and would die from it before reaching Shen so he should remove it.

  28. hurrtitam of durrington says:

    tell him that the race Kiromox kidnapped general Shen.

  29. John says:

    Throw your lolrus statue at his head.

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