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You receive one  (1) slave.

What do you do?

35 Suggestions for “Dashingly clever”

  1. BoozeAddict says:

    make douglas your familiar

  2. Kgummy says:

    Accidentally cast a random spell.

  3. zoob da noob says:

    tell him your backsotry

  4. terroc says:

    ask him who he is/ ask him to join your party

  5. Some Random Awesome Person says:

    Realise you can’t buy him without ang gold.

  6. Some Random Awesome Person says:

    Realise you can’t buy him without any gold.

  7. Syaoran says:

    continue to be incapacitated

  8. Bloodmoon says:

    @Some Random Awesome Person:
    Douglas said that James already bought him.

    >Ask what just happened.(To Douglas)

  9. Fload says:

    Make Douglas your mount.

  10. MomochiKing says:

    Inventory him to keep him from escaping you.

  11. Uberredheadofdoom says:

    Realize that he’s got 7 levels on you.

  12. TJ says:

    Saddle him up… Or whatever you’re supposed to do with him.

  13. ChaoticBrain says:

    “Realize that he’s got 7 levels on you.”

    Darn, and here you are without a single badge.

  14. zeta-mus says:

    Ask him how far away he is from bandelin.

  15. Hero122 says:

    leave the town and grant him his freedom if you find your party.

  16. Hero122 says:

    leave the town and grant him his freedom if you find your party.

  17. Make him find information on Deblin.

  18. Vengroe says:

    More next, because your concussion is too strong for you to do much.

  19. Azreal says:

    Hallucinate.

  20. Dracokagebuyo says:

    Wake up finding that Doug here stole all your stuff.

  21. Kouk says:

    Tell the fairy queen you’re doing fine, thanks, and you hope to see her again soon.

  22. DemonioPenguino says:

    Ask him to join your party.

  23. liquify says:

    Inventory douglas. Later on, mix him with guitar ashes and use him in a hilarious potion.

  24. DynamoDan says:

    regain consciousness.

  25. No_reply says:

    I second bloodmoon.

    (No need to try and ride everything we see, OK people? The joke is getting tired.)

  26. that guy says:

    inventory slave

  27. Moltrox says:

    Treat him like a person, not a slave.

    Or…

    Tell people here that there should not be slaves, only workers.

  28. PHANTOM says:

    Introduce yourself to the the vampire who is apparently your slave now. Hope he doesn’t abandon you or get seperated for some reason like EVERYONE ELSE who joins you does.

  29. Gancis says:

    Ask him how he can be useful for you.

  30. midnight says:

    come to your senses

  31. necoo says:

    laugh at your own pain and next

  32. Riaxh says:

    la aaah lag ag laa.

  33. SaucyYum says:

    see what Douglas looks like

  34. someone says:

    Seconded Riaxh

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