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Elven trade

March blindly forward

Oh it’s a slave town. Phew..good thing you’re a defenceless elf with a curse and not a slave, or else this place could be dangerous.

What do you do?

28 Suggestions for “Elven trade”

  1. Uberredheadofdoom says:

    Walk up to someone, and cast Incinerate on them to show your dominance.

  2. Essper says:

    Go to the “Slave Den” because it looks like the most popular club around here.

  3. Mornai says:

    The curse chooses the spells at random remember? So walking up and casting incinerate will probably not cast Incinerate.

    I second Essper.

  4. terroc says:

    What do we know about slave towns?

  5. VDOgamez says:

    Give an inspiring speech to the masses and start a slave revolt. Get to it, John Brown!

  6. Nikochan says:

    you need money… go to the slave den and ask for a job!!!

  7. Some Random Awesome Person says:

    Tell them your famous and here to open the new supermarket.

  8. Titumau says:

    Use the warlock book to summon the dragon then get out.

  9. wait, but you don’t have the curse anymore!

  10. Penguin says:

    Approach a slaver and ask them if they could help out a defenseless elf with no friends near here.

  11. PHANTOM says:

    I second VDOgamez.

  12. me123 says:

    Enter the marke.

  13. No_reply says:

    take the shiny thing behind the skull.
    …And while you’re at it, take the skull too. >:3

  14. Vozw says:

    Walk into the market and greet the first person you see.

  15. Azreal says:

    This looks like a good place to recruit some temporary party members.

    OR

    Draw a monocle on your face so you look more sophisticated.

  16. Wizician of the West says:

    Get a Job

  17. Hero122 says:

    go to the market and find some magic items
    OR seel your crystal shards.

  18. someone says:

    Buy slaves

  19. me says:

    inventory skull

  20. tggda says:

    Go to the market.

  21. reginaldmcmuffin says:

    cast amorify on yourself, to protect yourself from the filth of the slaves.

  22. Shadow says:

    Check the pretty red thingie.

  23. someguy says:

    ask one of the slaves where you are.

  24. jeremy says:

    i agree with Azreal

  25. Moltrox says:

    Be kind to slaves, really, being a slave is pretty the same to your childhood with your mother.

  26. Vozw says:

    Trade the skull in for a slave, claiming that the skull was one of an orge.

  27. necoo says:

    buy a slave using the skull on the ground as compensation

  28. Wolfhowl44 says:

    Hey! You marched forward BLINDLY. How can you see this?

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