Write in your record: “James Woodrock retrieved the Epoh sphere and he put it in his inventory”
As soon as the words are on the record, the world around you changes as you are teleported to the location of the sphere. The Epoh sphere then finds it’s way to your inventory, the time-space continuum is so fun to play with. Thus you finish the eternal search in under a minute.
Note from author: We apologize for the downtime earlier today, sadly our servers were attacked by nomad orcs. We won’t let it happen again.
What do you do?
Guess you should fine your way back now, or cheat like before.
ABSOLUTELY NOT STAY RIGHT HERE THIS IS DANGEROUS MATERIAL NOT TO BE TREATED LIGHTLY
finish quest, make sure it sounded easy
Or kill nomad orcs
or hunt nomad orcs to the ends of the earth.. then kill nomad orcs >:D
Go through the blue portal conveniently left behind by the boss you just beat via reality distortion
Amaze the minotaurs with your orb-finding skills.
write in your record that you returned triumphantly to the minotours.
or
experiment with the orbs powers.
This calls for a celebration, touchdown style!
Use the power of the Epoh sphere for yourself.
Poke it.
quest complete screen!
Suddenly realize you got complimented a long time ago but thought it was an insult.
Write in your record: “James Woodrock then enjoyed some ice cream”
Rub your orb acquisition skills in the Minotaur’s faces.
Convince the Minotaurs you are a level 4 god.
warp back via the same method
Next.
Attacked by nomad orcs XD
Get your reward
combine walrus with the orb to resurrect him.
Ask the GM what in the world does the Epoh Sphere do?
warp back
Look around.
Now play with it.
Gain exp for quest completion.
Realize you still have to find your way back out.
Incinerate the maze.
Comment how the Epoh sphere smells funky.
Observe Epoh Sphere.
OR
Incinerate something. You must waste your mana somehow.
Notice there is an undefeated superboss behind you.
OR
Throw up from motion sickness.
Gain 1 trillion EXP for defeating impossible-ranked sidequest.
Leave the maze, keeping the orb for your own. Screw those %@*&*#ing minotaurs!
>Slay the Nomad Orcs. All of them, all of the orcs.
Realize that you have the ability to mold the world to your liking by using the record, and do so, after first raising your intelligence level to something considerably high.
Wait, why is the grasshopper surviving in your inventory, when the fairy thing didn’t?
Refill mana, and create “hidden” class options.
Incinerate the maze and go to the Town Square where you hand over the sphere.
Write in your record: “James Woodrock then returned to the Quest giver and gained enough exp to level up five times by completing the quest.”
Second “Some Random Awesome Person”.
Combine the Epoh sphere with the broken walrus statue… You know you want to.
I hoped.
BTW your obviously going to see the town raided by ether the bandit leader,deblin,or another thing your going to need to fix later.
Return to and proclaim that Epoh = Hope and that it can only be found inside themselves. Then hit the nearest pawn shop.
Go back and brag!
Look around you.
Turn in the sphere, receive a ridiculous amount of quest experience.
Write in the record:”James Woodrock returned and the Minotaurs showered him with wonderful gifts that are in his level range…and that his current Hax0rz is bumped up 50 bars”
Stop cheating just to make things go faster!!
Go through the walls, hoping to get taken back to the center of maze town.