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From the mind of James Woodrock

Pillage the sandmen village with your new friend

From the mental diary of James Woodrock ( because wizards don’t have time to write stuff down):

“Drach is incredibly great, almost as great as me,

and obviously better than my traitor ex-party.

We went to a sandpeople town and immeditely

everyone showered us with gifts…well mainly rocks,

but I suppose that’s traditional. Drach soon became

the center of attention, after punching one, that’s right

JUST ONE sandman in the face. He also got a sandwoman,

probably his girlfriend or whatever. Overall we met some

very nice people and the desert seems like a better place.

In the end Drach, traditionaly lit a hut on fire.”

What do you do?

Author’s note: Due to the school year beginning tomorrow, I’ll have to miss the first panel. The first panel (for the next four and a half months) will also go up earlier.

32 Suggestions for “From the mind of James Woodrock”

  1. Riaxh says:

    continue your adventures in the real world.

  2. Hero122 says:

    exit the desert and enter the world map screen.

  3. Wizician of the West says:

    Just for the sake of plot ask Drach if he’s seen any of your old party members.

  4. Fred says:

    Wake up late and run to school.

  5. PHANTOM says:

    Next.

  6. Wolfhowl44 says:

    Ask to borrow the sand woman.

  7. terroc says:

    intorduce your new friend to deblin the three of you will be amazing
    or since thats not realistic
    get out of the desert
    or
    find out where you are in the world

  8. Azreal says:

    Eat, drink, and be merry!

    OR

    Ask Drach what continant you’re on.

  9. Sakro says:

    Continue mentally eating grapes while rereading, or rather reliving, your days as James the Elven Ambassador.
    Then realise it was pretty shoddy except for some high points and resume being baked into an Elven Cake with a side of Barbarian Tart.

  10. Duck says:

    Check the map you just stole.

  11. Doomcat says:

    Gain some experiance from your fun, and venture into a random direction!

  12. Max says:

    Show Drach your spells

  13. Some Random Awesome Person says:

    Murder some people with incinerate. As is the sandpeople tradition.

  14. SaucyYum says:

    Save those grapes for later OR inventory the stem of grapes

  15. Syaoran says:

    Ask him to join your party

  16. poacher says:

    have some plot smashed into your face

  17. A innocent bystander says:

    Ask Drach if he has seen some crazy half demon around.

  18. me123 says:

    Dang u guys start school really late! Anyway, Next.

  19. Vengroe says:

    Your school year is just starting?
    Mine started last week.

    Summer break can never be too long…

  20. Rawrd00d says:

    Ask the sandwoman if she has seen your party.

  21. necoo says:

    bring back the balance of the cosmos by leading your new friend to his doom

  22. olegv11 says:

    Invite Drach to your party!

  23. pieman170 says:

    ask Drach about the eye of warth

  24. Reginaldmcmufffin says:

    Have we always had 2 suns?

  25. Dracokagebuyo says:

    Switch to another character of the traitorous ex-party.

  26. DynamoDan says:

    Do friend things with your new bestest friend!

  27. Riaxh says:

    @Reginaldmcmufffin Yes, we have always had two suns, James created one when he drank the potion at the end of chapter 1.

  28. Riaxh says:

    Summon some sanity.

  29. TurtleJuggler says:

    Show Drach’s girlfriend your rap…ier-shining skills.

  30. Vayne Rumar says:

    Random, destructive tendencies? Sounds like your kind of guy!

    Try to recruit him while complimenting him on his marvelous beard.

  31. Kgummy says:

    Be woken up from collapse by someone.

  32. Reginaldmcmufffin says:

    Oh yeah. that was fun. poke drach, and hope he isnt a mirage. or a virage. Oh god no, not a Virage.

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