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Gorsh blimey

Use book to summon flying thing

Great…the curse seems to have caught on to you cheating with a warlock’s book. Instead of a dragon your summon an ooze, which is fine for now.

What do you do?

41 Suggestions for “Gorsh blimey”

  1. Some Random Awesome Person says:

    Hey, it’s better than being a mess on the floor, right? If he is so smart then he should remove the curse from you.

  2. Riaxh says:

    explore/ yell loudly.

  3. necoo says:

    tell your ooze to find deblin

  4. someone says:

    Get out of the ooze/ explain the curse part again

  5. Hero122 says:

    enter the town with your ooze, and have a look for party members, because hopefuly thats where your going.

  6. AMRIV says:

    There’s always room for ooze!

  7. Jor says:

    Panic as the ooze starts to digest you.

  8. me123 says:

    Analyse your suroundings.

  9. Supernerd says:

    Explain about the curse.

  10. Azreal says:

    Bounce around in the ooze.

  11. Creed says:

    Second Jor

  12. caberea says:

    Blame it on douglas

  13. SaucyYum says:

    Say that he’s your slave and we have to be partners.

  14. SaucyYum says:

    wait that sounded gay scratch that, Instead sSay that he’s your slave and we have to be party members

  15. Kouk says:

    Extract yourself from one mess, and get into another.

  16. an alien says:

    “Don’t complain. we’re alive.”

    OR

    Remind him he’s your slave.

  17. Wizician of the West says:

    Tell Douglas to shut up and tell him to do something useful.

  18. Quiet says:

    Inventory the ooze for later. And in the impossible case that this fails, swim for the surface of the ooze.

  19. Hero123XYZ says:

    Try to summon more ooze so the curse will do the opposite thing

  20. Yomojo says:

    second alien’s second suggestion

  21. PHANTOM says:

    Get to explorin this desolate place.

  22. ninjahedgehog says:

    eat the ooze to gain health

  23. /sher says:

    Question how Douglas is speaking when both his mouth and lungs are full of ooze.
    Furthermore, question why he has the right to speak.
    Slaves don’t talk. >=(

  24. Kayar says:

    Encounter Joshua Schertz… Again.

  25. Rawrd00d says:

    Tell Douglas about the curse, and ask if he knows how to remove it.

  26. Vozw says:

    i second rawrd00d

  27. A innocent bystander says:

    Eat the slime protesting that it is lime JELLO!

  28. Edwardius says:

    Get out before you’re digested.

  29. 794 says:

    STAB THE CURSE

  30. me says:

    woot they used my suggestion:P i affected the comic

  31. Timothy says:

    Slay the Ooze for experience.

  32. TJ says:

    Ask the curse to kindly go away as it is a bit of an incovieniance…

  33. Kodyack says:

    Ride Douglas to safety.

  34. Kgummy says:

    Mention the curse to Douglas.

  35. DynamoDan says:

    inhale your new gelatin friend.

  36. NightFlame says:

    Explain to him about the curse.

  37. ChaoticBrain says:

    Tell him it’s his own damn fault for not noticing the big freakin’ bright Eye of Wrath floating above your head.

  38. RedFox says:

    Make the ooze your new familiar….have it turn into lolrus, riding it into the nearest village and wreaking mayhem on whoever left that hole there!!
    Or
    Next

  39. Hero122 says:

    @Hero123XYZ
    I ACTUALY have no idea who you are.

  40. Dreadclaw says:

    Make a pudding out of your new summon

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