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Grotto

Raid the homes of nearby people

You doubt there are any people down here, and the gorgon’s hom…nest is just a slimy hole with bluish orbs.

What do you do?

38 Suggestions for “Grotto”

  1. /sher says:

    Inventory orbs.

  2. Werbluten the bleeder says:

    Meditate, just to see what happens now.

  3. Volpe says:

    Eat one.

  4. Mouldcube says:

    draw faces on the orbs and watch the reaction

  5. silentshooter says:

    Start a snowballfight with the orbs.

  6. hydrowolfy says:

    Take a couple, no one will notice.

  7. caberea says:

    eat one of the orbs to cure the curse

  8. me123 says:

    Get out of there.

  9. Syaoran says:

    eat the orbs! they’re candy!

  10. ChaoticBrain says:

    Those are eggs. Leave them alone.

  11. necromantic says:

    This place is boring. Go find something cool.

  12. KZero says:

    Fry orbs with a side of sausage. YOu’re pretty hungry at this point.

  13. JamestheElf says:

    The artist did way too good of a job. Those are obviously eggs.
    AND
    Take one. Just ONE! No more. Got it? And… don’t let anybody see it taken.

  14. A innocent bystander says:

    Draw faces on the eggs and laugh

  15. Mark says:

    Inventory them

  16. Kgummy says:

    Cast amplify and sex change on them.

  17. Shadow says:

    Inventory one of them.

  18. Some Random Awesome Person says:

    Huh, how boring. Decide to try out sex change on one of the gorgons instead. Oh, and take one egg, just as a souvenir.

  19. Honeymaid says:

    Move the orbs aside and uncover another skull key!

  20. Alex says:

    Identify egg-shaped thingamabob!

    =E Thingamabob is a real word! *totally non-girlish squealing noises*

  21. Kaelgren says:

    *Crack, crackle* … “Mommy!”

  22. Rawrd00d says:

    Leave before anyone of them hatches and we have another Metroid game on our hands.

    Find the nearest Gorgon priest(ess) / healer, and inquire about the curse.

  23. Lunar-tic says:

    Turn around, leave them be!

  24. Em says:

    I agree somewhere cool is where you need to be

  25. TJ says:

    Practice your juggling to kill some time.

  26. Riaxh says:

    DON’T take one. DON’T.

  27. Dellis says:

    behave irresponsibly.

  28. Timothy says:

    I second number 11 (necromantic)

  29. an alien says:

    nothing interesting here. move on.

  30. PHANTOM says:

    Do something wacky.

  31. PHANTOM says:

    Do something wacky.

  32. Timothy says:

    I second PHANTOM as well, do something wacky twice.

  33. ironpenguin says:

    take an orb and blame douglas

  34. Wizician of the West says:

    They’re obviously eggs, Scramble some.

  35. Proper Gentleman says:

    Sit on orbs.

  36. AMRIV says:

    Those eggs look kind of vulnerable, better cast magic armor on them to be safe.

  37. bardvlw says:

    Don’t kill any babies and leave. You can go loot and/or destroy something that isn’t alive or sentient.

  38. Chimaera says:

    Is the curse gone?

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