Read John the Warlockâs book while you wander aimlessly

Uh oh…looks like this is John’s summoning book. Without it he can’t summon anything and each warlock is only given one. Maybe…maybe he won’t notice.
What do you do?
Read John the Warlockâs book while you wander aimlessly

Uh oh…looks like this is John’s summoning book. Without it he can’t summon anything and each warlock is only given one. Maybe…maybe he won’t notice.
What do you do?
Yeah he’ll never notice
Try to summon something
dispose of the evidence
Complete the impersonation. Use the book, become JOHN THE WARLOCK!!! Dun, dun, dunnnn….
world map travel time!
Summon everything in the book.
Summon the thing on the first page you see
Try summon something.
Summon something.
Use some of its pages to start your campfire.
Summon something. Something awesome.
Summon Krinn!
Ditch the book in the maze!
Gain another sub-class from studying the book.
Burn it.
sell the book for 1gp. Who cares? Plot centric items bedamned!
Or summon ‘Krinn’, I like that idea. She’s sexy.
Summon something weak and controllable then let the curse turn it into a
do not summon due to danger monster
Update your inventory, there are many things wrong there!
Summon your party.
OR
Use the book to double spec.
flip to a random page and summon the first thing on it
use it to cheat the system and become a warlock and the wizard!!!
SUMMON.
EVERYTHING.
NOW.
try it out.
destroy the evidence.
Use the book to summon a vast army with which you can find your party!
Summon something.
(D’oh!)
Summon icecream.
Also, who’s John?
Cast INCINERATE on the book!
Use it as firewood to roast marshmallows while gaining +2 EXP
summon as much as you can randomly so the curse cannot take effect.
Ponder where you’re extended health bar went
>.> YOU CANT SUMMON YOU’VE STILL GOT THE CURSE!!
Summon a half-demon named Deblin.
Use it as a coloring book to ease your boredom as you travel!
Try to summon John the Warlock.
Cast a spell on the book.
It’s a book of summoning, right? Kill two birds with one stone and summon the party to you. The path of least resistance… to you.
Read the party section on your rulebook, it could help… and you have to wait the curse to wear off anyway
Check out which items you actually have in your inventory
Aimlessly wander into party member.
Next.
Side Quest! Return John The Warlock’s book before he seeks you out!
Tear it up!
Summon something. Hey, maybe the curse won’t affect summons.