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James the warlock

Read John the Warlock’s book while you wander aimlessly

Uh oh…looks like this is John’s summoning book. Without it he can’t summon anything and each warlock is only given one. Maybe…maybe he won’t notice.

What do you do?

46 Suggestions for “James the warlock”

  1. Wizician of the West says:

    Yeah he’ll never notice

  2. Hero123XYZ says:

    Try to summon something

  3. necoo says:

    dispose of the evidence

  4. Atrinos Azuleous says:

    Complete the impersonation. Use the book, become JOHN THE WARLOCK!!! Dun, dun, dunnnn….

  5. hero122 says:

    world map travel time!

  6. Kgummy says:

    Summon everything in the book.

  7. Iccc says:

    Summon the thing on the first page you see

  8. NightFlame says:

    Try summon something.

  9. me123 says:

    Summon something.

  10. Jor says:

    Use some of its pages to start your campfire.

  11. PHANTOM says:

    Summon something. Something awesome.

  12. Revane says:

    Summon Krinn!

  13. Supernerd says:

    Ditch the book in the maze!

  14. Garsemor says:

    Gain another sub-class from studying the book.

  15. tggda says:

    Burn it.

  16. liquify says:

    sell the book for 1gp. Who cares? Plot centric items bedamned!

  17. liquify says:

    Or summon ‘Krinn’, I like that idea. She’s sexy.

  18. zweihander says:

    Summon something weak and controllable then let the curse turn it into a
    do not summon due to danger monster

  19. Angryguy says:

    Update your inventory, there are many things wrong there!

  20. AMRIV says:

    Summon your party.

    OR

    Use the book to double spec.

  21. midnight says:

    flip to a random page and summon the first thing on it

  22. terroc says:

    use it to cheat the system and become a warlock and the wizard!!!

  23. ChaoticBrain says:

    SUMMON.

    EVERYTHING.

    NOW.

  24. Riaxh says:

    try it out.

  25. Riaxh says:

    destroy the evidence.

  26. Rawrd00d says:

    Use the book to summon a vast army with which you can find your party!

  27. an alien says:

    Summon something.

    (D’oh!)

  28. Azreal says:

    Summon icecream.

  29. Azreal says:

    Also, who’s John?

  30. VDOgamez says:

    Cast INCINERATE on the book!

  31. crayonfox says:

    Use it as firewood to roast marshmallows while gaining +2 EXP

  32. -1 says:

    summon as much as you can randomly so the curse cannot take effect.

  33. crayonfox says:

    Ponder where you’re extended health bar went

  34. crayonfox says:

    >.> YOU CANT SUMMON YOU’VE STILL GOT THE CURSE!!

  35. JamestheElf says:

    Summon a half-demon named Deblin.

  36. DynamoDan says:

    Use it as a coloring book to ease your boredom as you travel!

  37. SaucyYum says:

    Try to summon John the Warlock.

  38. necromantic says:

    Cast a spell on the book.

  39. Thargor says:

    It’s a book of summoning, right? Kill two birds with one stone and summon the party to you. The path of least resistance… to you.

  40. Niriw says:

    Read the party section on your rulebook, it could help… and you have to wait the curse to wear off anyway

  41. Niriw says:

    Check out which items you actually have in your inventory

  42. hydrowolfy says:

    Aimlessly wander into party member.

  43. Blue_Elite says:

    Next.

  44. Zing200 says:

    Side Quest! Return John The Warlock’s book before he seeks you out!

  45. Chaotick says:

    Tear it up!

  46. Some Random Awesome Person says:

    Summon something. Hey, maybe the curse won’t affect summons.

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