Home | Archive | New | Livestream: Offline | Forums | Blog | Rulebook

Jokes on you

Slip your arms off the pole then use the bandits knife to cut your legs free

Excellent! Now if only you had done that before being the the middle of Maze Town.

What do you do?

46 Suggestions for “Jokes on you”

  1. kilozombie says:

    Act like nothing happened and start exploring this maze.

  2. kilozombie says:

    Also, edit inventory!

  3. pieman170 says:

    FIGHT

  4. Hydrowolfy says:

    Ask if anyone here is deblin.

  5. necoo says:

    proclaim your victory of reaching the goal of the maze!

  6. terroc says:

    Change your permanent record to make you awesome enough to kick their butts!

  7. Valen Crescendo says:

    Speak to the big boss.

  8. Kgummy says:

    Cast invisibility and amplify it. But leave your clothes on this time.

  9. terroc says:

    Or identify their race

  10. A innocent bystander says:

    Ask if they like bacon and then laugh maniaclly.

  11. Shadow says:

    Bluff, saying you’re a mighty wizard and must be left alone.

  12. hero122 says:

    ask why you have to go though an entire maze to get to the center and auto except a task that would get you even with the…whoever they are.

  13. Burnage says:

    Run into that bush house and gender change to Jamesetta so they won’t know who you are.

  14. Super Jeff says:

    Make the citizens of maze town bow before your awesome magical powers

  15. hydrowolfy says:

    establish superiority.

  16. Xod says:

    Talk to them, making cow and bull puns at every opportunity.

  17. RedFox says:

    I second Xod

  18. ChaoticBrain says:

    Go back the way you came. After all, you’re intelligent enough to memorize the way you came.

  19. some random dude says:

    put your fingers on your head and pretend to be one of those stupid cow humen.

  20. Enferno says:

    attempt telepathy with joshua, apologize to him, then ask for 100 levels. =P

  21. ironpenguin says:

    scream like a little girl and flee

  22. an alien says:

    Incinerate!

    OR

    Phoenix!

    OR

    Freezolate!

    OR

    Electric Shield!

  23. TItumau says:

    Doppelgangerize yourself into 4 and run in different ways.

  24. JamestheElf says:

    Tell them I’m lost and ask for directions.

  25. Wizician of the West says:

    Merely explain that you cheated at the maze because you had dire news.

  26. Sir Roflsalot says:

    Claim that you defeated the ferocious maze that was planning on destroying the Town!

  27. Kouk says:

    Use your magic to cow the minotaurs.

  28. Loof says:

    Quickly tie the blade to the end of that stick in order to make a spear.

  29. Moltrox says:

    Notice that the Minotaur Thing with blonde hair and green dress and small horns looks relatively close to Krinn, if not the same person.

  30. Azreal says:

    I second Wizician.

  31. bluh says:

    Same as Wizician. Claim you have dire news.

    Or run and use your record to disguise yourself.

  32. Megamaxmax says:

    What are you looking at?

  33. TJ says:

    Introduce yourself. Manners count you know…

  34. Rawrd00d says:

    Completely ignore the minotaurs and look for shops. This is a TOWN after all!

  35. Sepherene says:

    Politely ask for assistance in your urgent quest to…um…not be attacked

  36. necoo says:

    speaking of fixing the inventory, as kilozombie kindly pointed out, where is your grasshopper friend

  37. PHANTOM says:

    Levitate like you have never levitated before!

  38. Tyr says:

    Learn more about the town

  39. NightFlame says:

    Check to see if they are Minotaurs.

  40. HellMage501 says:

    Regain MP from the GM you poop.

  41. HellMage501 says:

    ANOTHER RACE TO ADD IN THE RULE BOOK?!

  42. Discrider says:

    Claim Ree cheated by helping someone, who did not know the way through the maze, through the maze. Now all the fun has gone out of it

  43. Seach says:

    Start a interpretable dance competition!

  44. Do something totally unlike you and be totally badass when escaping!

Leave a Reply