Douglas: “Hello Ladies. Look at James. Now back to me. Now back at James. Now back to me. Sadly, he isn’t me. But he could be just like me if he started getting EXP for environmental deaths. Look down. Back up. Where are you? You’re in Holeville, with the man that man could be like. What’s in your hands? Back at me. I have it. It’s a chest with filled with that thing you love. Look again. The chest is now diamonds! Anything is possible when you’re level 12. I’m on a pedestal.”
Wait for him to finish. Read a book or something. Maybe you can inform one or three of the medusa who his strong and brave master is who has saved him on two/MANY occasions.
Regale the medusae with your own tales of heroism.
Get a beer.
sell your crystal shards for some cash and look at magic armour/curse remover.
leave him to his ego boosting, explore.
Raid the homes of nearby people.
Douglas: “Hello Ladies. Look at James. Now back to me. Now back at James. Now back to me. Sadly, he isn’t me. But he could be just like me if he started getting EXP for environmental deaths. Look down. Back up. Where are you? You’re in Holeville, with the man that man could be like. What’s in your hands? Back at me. I have it. It’s a chest with filled with that thing you love. Look again. The chest is now diamonds! Anything is possible when you’re level 12. I’m on a pedestal.”
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I had to try.
Also, I second Fload since my first post wasn’t really a suggestion.
Climb onto the pedestal with Douglas and try to steal the show.
Attempt to catch ones attention, and ask where you are.
Search for someone with expertise in removing curses.
I second Azreal. Go get blitzed. Then began calling Douglas by Doug. Or dug. whichever is easy-er to slur out when drunk.
Chat with a few of the gorgons
tell them that the angry ogres were all new born babies wanting milk
Wait for him to finish. Read a book or something. Maybe you can inform one or three of the medusa who his strong and brave master is who has saved him on two/MANY occasions.
offer to sell douglas for an ice cream cone
Cast Animate on the pedastal.
Marry the head of the Medusas
Dance like a maniac!
Ride a horse backwards.
Ask douglas what continent we’re on
While Douglas distracts them with most likely fake tales of heroismn do some searching
Don’t. Ruin. ANYTHING.
Order your slave to make you look good too.
See if any of them can remove your curse.
observe your surroundings
or try to cast a spell (vegetate) to see if your curse has worn off yet