If he’s so awesome, ask how he became a slave
Why aren’t there any normal party members when you need them…
What do you do?
first
get bored and use warlock book to summon closest thing to lolrous
Head to the nearest village.
Don’t play along.
Make him wear a leash.
As his owner, take a cut of his book profits. Also Next
Ask him why he has pointy teeth.
Nick name him Deblin the second
Second Uberredheadofdoom
tell him that, since he is now my slave, his name is now yhcet
next
Download a little dance.
buy a leash and use it on your new servant before leaving
Make him wear a leash
order him to give you a copy of his book.
Make sure he doesnt SAAAAAAAACK your BLAAAAAAAD.
Act normally until he regrets escaping the slave camp
Wistfully reminisce about Jane and the rest of your old party
Ask him if he knows anything about the curse.
Snap his headband in annoyance.
Facepalm
Tell him that your the famous ambassador, James Woodrock and explain your adventure so far.
Get distracted by cookies.
Look, the curse seems to be finally GONE!!!!!!!
hmmm an elusive duck…
Ask him if he knoes anything about a crazy half-demon
I second the notion 21.
Buy the book
THE CURSE IS GONE?!
@Genuine – Are you mad? James OWNS Douglas…
DEMAND A COPY OF THE BOOK!
realize you showed intelligence in asking who he was, and do something stupid to make up for it
Wonder why the curse keeps blinking on and off.
Seeing he’s your slave now make him do slave like tasks.
tell him about your quest(s).
Ask him if he knows anything about where your party is.
be amazed that someone else seems as good (better?) at bs as you.
take a cut of his book profits as you own him
ask if hes a vampire
or
find a map and quest log
find a map and quest log and ask if hes a vampire
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first
get bored and use warlock book to summon closest thing to lolrous
Head to the nearest village.
Don’t play along.
Make him wear a leash.
As his owner, take a cut of his book profits.
Also
Next
Ask him why he has pointy teeth.
Nick name him Deblin the second
Second Uberredheadofdoom
tell him that, since he is now my slave, his name is now yhcet
next
Download a little dance.
buy a leash and use it on your new servant before leaving
Make him wear a leash
order him to give you a copy of his book.
Make sure he doesnt SAAAAAAAACK your BLAAAAAAAD.
Act normally until he regrets escaping the slave camp
Wistfully reminisce about Jane and the rest of your old party
Ask him if he knows anything about the curse.
Snap his headband in annoyance.
Facepalm
Tell him that your the famous ambassador, James Woodrock and explain your adventure so far.
Get distracted by cookies.
Look, the curse seems to be finally GONE!!!!!!!
hmmm an elusive duck…
Ask him if he knoes anything about a crazy half-demon
I second the notion 21.
Buy the book
THE CURSE IS GONE?!
@Genuine – Are you mad? James OWNS Douglas…
DEMAND A COPY OF THE BOOK!
realize you showed intelligence in asking who he was, and do something stupid to make up for it
Wonder why the curse keeps blinking on and off.
Seeing he’s your slave now make him do slave like tasks.
tell him about your quest(s).
Ask him if he knows anything about where your party is.
be amazed that someone else seems as good (better?) at bs as you.
take a cut of his book profits as you own him
ask if hes a vampire
or
find a map and quest log
or
find a map and quest log and ask if hes a vampire