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The bigger it may be…

Ask him why the eladrin are cutting down trees

Stupid trees…always like to exaggerate.

What do you do?

22 Suggestions for “The bigger it may be…”

  1. Kgummy says:

    Assume it’s a giant ship that travels into space. A space ship, if you will.

  2. Chimaera says:

    Next

  3. hero122 says:

    ask for healing of your curses to re-vegitate his friends

  4. ChaoticBrain says:

    Agree to help him, but first ask him where you can find a cure for your curses.

  5. Riaxh says:

    infiltrate.

  6. tggda says:

    Ask him for a sidequest.

  7. EI says:

    Make a completely irrelevant observation.

  8. Seth says:

    Ask the talking tree if it knows someone that can remove the curse(s).

  9. Dellis says:

    ask why the eladrin seem to be building a giant naked dwarf statue.

  10. NightFlame says:

    Give Douglas the finger.

  11. liquify says:

    comic 666 oh man

  12. Tyr says:

    ask him for help with your curses and/or use vegitate to help regrow the forest and/or negotiate with the eladrin and/or stop them with magic or violence.

  13. TJ says:

    Get bored. Change the conversation to kittens!

  14. ironpenguin says:

    use your diplomatic abilitys to negotiate peace between the forest and the eldarin

  15. Tell him that you know a Half-Demon who could beat their entire army, but he has to remove your curses first!

  16. Kouk says:

    Ask what kind of reward he’s offering.

  17. Dracokagebuyo says:

    Imagine how big a TARDIS that could be made with that much wood.

  18. Kodyack says:

    Attempt to join the Eladrin.

  19. Doomcat says:

    Suddenly become violently ill on the trees arm…branch…thing.

  20. Hero123XYZ says:

    Ask if the tree will cure your curses in exchange for stoping the Eladrin

  21. Revane says:

    Aren’t Eladrin supposed to be pansy treehuggers?

  22. Loof says:

    No, that’s regular elfs.

    Go visit these eladrin and ask if you may join them.

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