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This is faaaaaaaaaaaasssssssssst

Summon something that can fly that your mount can ride as you ride your mount

This is incredibly fast!

What do you do?

39 Suggestions for “This is faaaaaaaaaaaasssssssssst”

  1. Kgummy says:

    Summon something to fix your inventory display.

  2. toobie says:

    Yo Dragon, I’m really happy for you, and imma let you finish, but Grasshopper was the best mount of all time. Of all time!

  3. terroc says:

    get there

  4. Lunar-tic says:

    Next

  5. KZero says:

    Fall off, flailing like an idiot.

  6. toobie says:

    Oh, and by the way, go look for your party high up in the air.

  7. Alex says:

    Try not to die.

  8. ChaoticBrain says:

    One long and uneventful search later, your party was reunited.

  9. tggda says:

    Start the loading screen.

  10. Timothy says:

    Find the party.

  11. ironpenguin says:

    make plane sounds

  12. Reginaldmcmuffin says:

    Fly, like an eagle. to the sea. Fly like an eagle, let my…mounts mount carry me. And by the sea i mean Mistia.

  13. Wizician of the West says:

    Summon more things

  14. CNinja says:

    with a dragon like this its a wonder John didn’t find you earlier!

  15. Revane says:

    Where are you going?

  16. necoo says:

    cast amplify

  17. Kankuro says:

    Realize the glowing dot that once was your curse, is now suspiciously missing…

  18. Azreal says:

    Cast fire rain. Lets see if we can make a pattern.

  19. ChaoticBrain says:

    “Realize the glowing dot that once was your curse, is now suspiciously missing…”

    Or realize that it’s just been out of frame.

    Note to GM: This isn’t a suggestion.

  20. AMRIV says:

    Summon everything.

  21. hero122 says:

    hey look, a horde of undead! zoom in!

  22. mrgameandpie says:

    notice that the curse seems to have disappeared

  23. Vyhox says:

    Ask the Krioimp about what it can do.

  24. necromantic says:

    summon an old, wise creature that can tell you how to remove your curse.

  25. Fred says:

    Burninate a village!

  26. Uberredheadofdoom says:

    Yo dawg, I heard you like mountin’ yo mounts, so I gave yo mount a mount so you could mount yo mount while yo mount mounts its mount.

  27. Dracokagebuyo says:

    Pose as a group ’cause SHIT JUST GOT REAL!

  28. Titumau says:

    Travel to Bandelin.

  29. Shadow says:

    Tame the summoned animal.

  30. necoo says:

    have an awesome 70′s remix while you fly to your next destination

  31. SeaSylph says:

    Grab more of those really expensive crystals so as to replenish your non-existant gold supply.

  32. Kouk says:

    Fill your new friends in on the details.

  33. Hero123XYZ says:

    Summon Ray fro no reason other than to watch him fall off

  34. kilozombie says:

    Collect more nuclear glowing rocks for science.

  35. NightFlame says:

    Dump the Krioimp.

  36. RedFox says:

    Proceed to the loading screen! *queue flash game*

  37. Dellis says:

    Onward to the nearest city!

  38. fishsicles says:

    Summon a mount-mount-mount. And then a mount-mount-mount-mount. And onwards… FRACTAL MOUNTS.

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