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Wise guy…

Tell him that your the famous ambassador, James Woodrock and explain your adventure so far

You talk until you walk into a very bushy zone.

What do you do?

35 Suggestions for “Wise guy…”

  1. Fload says:

    Tell him that you reached level 70 and went prestige.

  2. me says:

    realize he is right. you must have forgotten to write down some points along the way and level up

  3. Sepherene says:

    Tell him to shut up and keep a look out for dangerous enemy ambushes.

  4. Syaoran says:

    i second fload

  5. me says:

    Snap his headband in annoyance.

  6. me says:

    actually yeah, that prestige class one
    do that

  7. me says:

    you’ve had a curse for a while. cast as many spells as you can on nearby bushes to try and wear it out. maybe it has a spell limit not a time one. if nothing else some interesting things can happen either due to random spells on dense shrubbery or after you run out of mana as a result

  8. me says:

    also that one
    Tell him to shut up and keep a look out for dangerous enemy ambushes.

  9. Some Random Awesome Person says:

    Ask him if he has ever encountered the eye of wrath in his adventures.

  10. No_reply says:

    Be all like, “Iknowright?”

    (Let’s speed this shist up right hare)

    Randomly stumble into other party member.

  11. Hydrowolfy says:

    ask him if he knows where any of your party members are.

  12. me123 says:

    Punch him in the face for saying that; you need to establish your superiority.

  13. Supernerd says:

    If only I had one gold for every environmental death I didn’t get exp for.

  14. Reginaldmcmuffin says:

    Hey. We were 200 at one point. for realsies.

  15. Hero122 says:

    decide to keep an out, you have many enemys.

  16. necoo says:

    play hide and seek in the bushes

  17. Riaxh says:

    identify bushy zone.

  18. DynamoDan says:

    Set a bush ablaze and talk to it so people think you are some sort of prophet or other form of religious figure.

  19. Dracokagebuyo says:

    Come upon a tied up Krinn.

  20. ChaoticBrain says:

    Realize that the GM has been a total cheapskate thus far and refuse to continue the adventure until you are properly rewarded.

  21. Blue_Elite says:

    Ask Douglas if he knows anything about your curse.

  22. Vozw says:

    See his point and ask him if there are any good places to get experience around here.

  23. Vozw says:

    OR
    Cast Levitate on a bush.

  24. Volpe says:

    Realize your actual level must be 25.

  25. Kouk says:

    Look for money under the bushes.

  26. Kgummy says:

    Carry the 2 on your xp and level up.

  27. Revane says:

    Blame the GMs for your lack of exp.

  28. SaucyYum says:

    Ask him why he looks so suspiciously like the slaver.

  29. SaucyYum says:

    Or call him Doug in attempts to aggrivate him

  30. Shadow says:

    Tell him you reject the exp earned because you’re just that awesome.

  31. Mikau says:

    Ask if you can barrow 29 gold to buy his book

  32. ironpenguin says:

    loudly complain about the bushes, giving away you position to some dangerous creature

    OR

    search for pokemon in the bushes

    OR

    ask him if having pointy teeth increases his dental bill

  33. HORKAK says:

    everyone always says that

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