Celebrate the 900th panel with the wedding
You fail majorly at celebarting, unlike the townspeople and all the tourists that are now allowed to enter the city. Tourists like Jane. Oh yes…laugh it up now Jane. You have it soooo easy with your husband being murdered and all.
Wonder if the GM reads every last one of these suggestions or just stopped at the first one he liked
The former
What do you do?
add your wife to your party
Seconded
Shake your fist at Jane, lets see how she likes being fined!
Check if Janes class can cast any curses you don’t already have and laugh at her if she doesnt because her lover died at the wedding!
Gain real life experience.
WAIT! tourists like… oh shit. Enter bandit leader. look for anyone that could possibly be snipeing you at this moment!
Abuse your new adquired power
stare at Jane with a evil glint in your eye
Wheres my respect, man?
Oh yeah, well at least my spouse is still alive
+50 fame points?
Suggest that it was not your power alone that saved the girl, but also help from a higher authority. As such, you are unworthy of such a prize and suggest she becomes a nun or something instead.
Realize that you are now roylty and could be the one.
talk to your new spouse
look for the one, maybe its you or your spouse.
Talk to Gloria.
Oh man, Hero122 has a point. Keep an eye out for anyone acting suspiciously, and be ready to save your wife (again).
If your wedding is the same as Jane’s, that would be SUCH a faux-pas.
Firstly, to all the people saying you could now be The One, you need to be BORN a noble, not just be married to one.
Get Richard to test to see if your new wife is “The One”.
OR
Endure the rest of the wedding.
inventory wife
Finish the wedding.
OR
Request that killjoy act as minister.
Quickly exercise governmental authority by pardoning criminals, raiding the treasury, and signing a treaty with King Richard.
Inventory Sweet Hat.
Use your new power to declare war on the aliens!
Kill the king and take the throne.
Well, looks like your adventuring days are over. Better learn how to run a kingdom and fast!
The possibility exists that one or both of your parents were nobility, but never told you; we can’t COMPLETELY rule out that James could be the one.
Tell your Wife that you have to go and finish your Quest to save the World. She can stay here of show that she loves you and go with you, while also training to become better adventurer
Well I guess this means you need to settle down and make a family, or does it?
Tell your future father-in-law that getting married while cursed brings bad luck.
Its time to get another condoR!
Fast foward a year, and show everyone in town your first child.
Go through a “boring” wedding montage.
Send Jane to the dungeon.
Oh! I just realized! James’s bride to be is about to be murdered by bad guys!
Take the shot for Gloria.
When they revive you later, you will be praised as an even greater hero!
Push over Gloria to save her.
See what class your new wife is and if she comes with money!
Realize this makes you King, and command a gold statue in your honor.
Inquire if they have any way they could contact an alien race.
Hey, you’re cursed to die within the week anyways, might as well live it up now.
wootness both the suggestion taken and the wondering gm thing was my thing… anyway
test new awesome hat for now awesome powers
Have a good nuptial night.
oh and speaking of adding wife to party… what is her class
Talk to your fiance about your life
Daydream about playing humanoid chess with you as a bishop.
Figure out wife’s class + abilities.
ask your wife if she knows a good healer
Learn to love your wife deeply, for all the little quirks that make her who she is.
Swear revenge when she’s inevitably killed.
bring out elven purity chart
add wife to party