Go on quest to revive Gloria
After many efforts you manage to bring your wife back to life…oh wait, no you don’t since she’s right outside the lighthouse paiting your mount pink. Douglas and Jane seem to be ready travel onward to Canaia.
What do you do?
Make sure you have all your party members and ride of to fide the one!! and if you can’t do that at least try to find the two
Ask Jane what she’s looking at.
Wait for the number to become 88
freak out and cast petrify on douglas, he is pointing his sword in your wifes general direction!
complain about the mount
Give her the mount as a gift. She’s completely made unmanly now, anyways.
made it*
JUST FIGURE OUT WHAT THAT NUMBER IS BEFORE IT REACHES 0!!!!!
animate lolrus. thats your man transport.
Attack Douglas for threatening your wife with his sword.
Prepare a manly dress..wait no…kilt to go with your newly pimped out mount.
give your mount to Gloria
Give your mount some cool lightning bolts so it’ll go faster.
ask why not turqoise
Rename Grasshopper Libby and ride Libby with Gloria beside you to Canaia
Ride the grasshopper without taking note of the fact that the paint is still wet!
pretty sure the number is just counting down to the 1001st page
Suggest to your wife she’s better of staying at home, caring for the upcoming child.
Give the mount to archer cat as a sign of respect
Put the grasshopper out of it’s misery.
Give her the mount as a gift so you won’t have to pull her around.
Run screaming to Jane and ask what the countdown means.
get away beore the RSPCA notice your grasshopper.
Onward to CANADA!!!
OR
Give your (Freshly painted) Grasshopper mount to Gloria and animate Disguised Lolrus to be your Awesome Manly mount.
Ask Jane what the number is and if she doesn’t know, GLOAT!!!
Realize that the number is actually a plot speedometer. Since it will hit 88 on the next panel, clearly it is time to travel to either the past or future.
Get another grasshopper, magnify it and ride into the sunset with gloria.
Jahws, if the number is a plot speedometer, then lowering it will not change the current time, but the speed of time. Therefore, if it is a speedometer of time, then the lower it is, the lazier the artists are getting.
I still think it’s my frames per second counter…
Oh, and as for what to do:
Travel quickly to Canaiga.
Get a new, not-pink mount.
Walk
Perfect! Now it matches the wagon! MARRIAGE CARRIAGE GO!
Congratulate your wife on her creative streak.
Tell your wife to remember the good times as you quickly divorce her
Go to Canaia
Mourn your failure to revive your wife.
ride your pink mount with pride cause everyone knows you just never mess with a guy with any kind of pink item that is openly used…. seriously… you just dont mess with a guy in pink… you just dont
Gloria has earned a passionate victory hug. Regardless of how helpful painting the mount might be. You proceed to make her feel appreciated and make her a permanent party member.
ATTACK DOUGLAS, HE IS ATTACKING YOUR BELOVED WIFE.
Gloat about your new pink mount to Jane.