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Army of MEOW

Raise an army better than Ray’s

Recruitment is going slow, but steady.

What do you do?

29 Suggestions for “Army of MEOW”

  1. emperorexposition says:

    Awww, look at the little Kitties, they think they’re Adventurers.

  2. Kgummy says:

    Accidentally run into your dad.

  3. emperorexposition says:

    Inventory cats for your next run in with condoR

  4. emperorexposition says:

    Explain to Jane what your stupid Dad did to get two towns named after him.

  5. LastCopTe says:

    Make the obvious choice and join Ray’s army to get new gear.

  6. Js says:

    Join Ray’s Army

  7. Fload says:

    Train mice, as they are much better than cats.

  8. Demonium says:

    think really hard about your next mov…oh, look! something shiny!

  9. caberea says:

    Remeber the potion which your dad had made for you/hope your dad made another potion after the last one broke.

  10. Nikochan says:

    join ray’s army to destroy it from the inside

  11. terroc says:

    Amplify your warriors… WAIT NOO!!!

  12. Holocat says:

    Write funny captions under your army.

  13. Hero122 says:

    Inventory cats for your next run in with condoR. now you have a familure and pets. also buy them some food and water, wouldn’t want another dead animal looming over your head.

  14. Dellis says:

    NEXT

  15. Shadow says:

    Teach your soldiers some discipline.

  16. Nosbig says:

    Build a battering ram shaped like a trojan horse and put one of the cats to drive it.

  17. CompactDesk says:

    Disguise yourself to join Ray’s army without embarresment.

  18. Rawrd00d says:

    Acquire catnip and spread it all over your clothes to ensure that your army will follow you where ever you go.

  19. Vayne Rumar says:

    Where’d you get all those tiny props?
    Unless…they actually ARE adventurers who got turned into cats?!

    Alternately, a catnip berserker would be awesome.
    5 natural weapons, tremendous speed and agility, pounce attack, and no concern over armor limitations? BARON BLOODPAW SHALL RULE THE STREETS!

  20. Vozw says:

    Inventory Cat.

  21. Some Random Awesome Person says:

    Realise casting Doppelgangerize on yourself would be a much better way to raise an army. Alternately get the citizens of Woodville to create a giant metal construct then cast animate on it.

  22. necoo says:

    sell them for food

  23. necoo says:

    i mean

    sell them as food

  24. poacher says:

    take the grey ones hat.

  25. Wizician of the West says:

    Have the best of your new found army join your party

  26. Blue_Elite says:

    See what the rest of your party is up to.

  27. Q-Gloaf says:

    “Realise casting Doppelgangerize on yourself would be a much better way to raise an army. Alternately get the citizens of Woodville to create a giant metal construct then cast animate on it.”
    this

  28. good idea says:

    your army has risen, your power is greater then any other, you have the ability to take over the world, and….. a kitten just went on your shoe

  29. Silver says:

    Remember your curses and quests.

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