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Brides with benefits

Inquire if they have any way they could contact an alien race

Good. Now that you have a new knowledge base, perhaps your party will vote yes on removing Jane as a member.

What do you do?

27 Suggestions for “Brides with benefits”

  1. Riaxh says:

    inventory that easter egg!

  2. Riaxh says:

    or

    get directions to the lighthouse.

  3. /sher says:

    Inventory Wife.

  4. ChaoticBrain says:

    Remove Jane from party. Add Gloria to party. Go to Parthas Lighthouse.

  5. Mahta says:

    head to the lighthouse

  6. Blue_Elite says:

    Enjoy honeymoon.

  7. Wizician of the West says:

    Shove the wedding cake slice into her mouth

  8. Vayne Rumar says:

    Since you’re getting married/are married, why don’t you get know more about her? It’ll at least kill time until this stupid parade is over.

    And don’t you dare lose that awesome hat.
    It’s color-coordinated and you may need it for formal occasions.
    Just imagine how much stuff you could hide in it!

  9. Shadow says:

    Wear the silly hat.

  10. Hero122 says:

    CRAP! grab gloria out of the way! it’s the bandit leader, you can see a corner of his hair lext to the float!

  11. CNinja says:

    I second Vayne. That hat rocks.

  12. Vayne Rumar says:

    James! You don’t know who was behind the poisoning, but you do know that someone wants her dead. And if you foiled their first attempt, they may be inclined to strike in a more direct manner…

    And what better place to assassinate someone than in a giant crowd, like in a para-OH GODS RED ALERT! YOUR WIFE IS IN DANGER! SECURE THE TARGET AND ALERT THE GUARDS! GO! GO! GO!

    (But in case this assumption was false, claim that the assailant fled, regardless of the the assailant’s existence; more security never hurt)

  13. Saint_Lancealot says:

    LOOK Next TO THE FLOAT IS THE BANDIT LEADER! PULL GLORIA OUT OF THE WAY SAVE YOUR WIFE MAN!
    Oh yeah and CAST INCINERATE On THE BANDIT LEADER’S HAIR
    But look first before you cast that spell

  14. Koyal says:

    Have a fancy dinner with her, get to know each other, she will most likely notice you’re unfit and dump you.

  15. bardvlw says:

    Save your wife and have Douglas fight the assailant.

  16. Hero123XYZ says:

    Ask if she knows how to get rid of killjoy

  17. good idea says:

    realize that is the hair of the bandit leader who killed then yell something vengful like “YOU!!!!!!”

  18. good idea says:

    or
    realize that your wife has a green tongue and is an alien so she should killed.

  19. PHANTOM says:

    Inquire if they have any way to remove your curses.

  20. Kouk says:

    Find out what you have in common with your new wife.

  21. necoo says:

    !!!i recognize that shiny black pointy hair in the bottom left hand corner of the panel anywhere. it is the bandit leader… do something!!!

  22. Use your newfound royality to your advantage.

  23. Acquire better equipment for party Buzzkill

  24. DigitalWolf says:

    Attend to the matter at hand, then begin the evening ‘celebrations’

  25. Loof says:

    Have cute little doublehalfelves already.

  26. Kodyack says:

    Study your fiance’s race and background.

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