Demand explanation
Jane explains that you are the first of the party she’s come accross and inspects the other curses. Sadly those aren’t as simple as the posion and she cannot remove them. Douglas finds you shortly afterwards and presents himself to Jane.
What do you do?
Watch Douglas work his “magic”
Explain that this is your slave, and proceed to “act” accordingly for Jane
second Tan
“Jane, this is Douglas. My PERSONAL assistant.” *smug*
Watch. Let’s see her slap him.
13 gold says she does.
Get into ridiculous contest with Douglass in attempt to woo Jane.
Re-form the party, and take charge of Jane’s financial resources.
OR: Ask Douglas just what the heck he’s been doing all this time.
Don’t be rude, introduce Douglas.
Realize that the fire planetouched, phoenix god, CondoR is still alive and circling above you.
Remember that a flaming and angry CondoR is still alive.
Give Jane permission to slap your slave. . . for disobedience, or any other punishment applicable in this situation.
watch PheoniX kill Douglas
seduce jane
“Jane, this is Douglas. My PERSONAL assistant.” *smug*
or
watch jane slap douglas
and then get into a ridiculous contest to woo Joy Killer, reform the party, take charge of all financial assets
Ask for a mana potion.
CondoR! Where are you taking douglas?!
fill her gap
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remember that you have OTHER PROBLEMS.
where was douglas during all this? he is my slave, he should have been there to protect me.
Pose like a team, because shit just got kindof nostalgic a little.
thank her and ask what happened while you were…you know… dead… besides, she’s probably level up a few times now, hasn’t she?
NO! THE VAMPIRE CAN’T MARRY THE UNDEAD KILLJOY!
while Jane’s distracted, take anything she may have picked up while looking for you.
Introduce him.
Tell Douglas about the time she was a discorporate spirit in a crystal ball with a face scribbled on it.
tell him to go do slave things like finding the “death bringer” deblin
Ask Jane to fill you in on what happened after they aband-er… left the party
OR
Save Douglas before he is destroyed by the killjoy
Ask Jane to help you find general Shen and/or Deblin
OR
Remember about FlamE CondoR
Become jealous.
Fight Douglas over the hand of Jane.
try to outwoo Douglass
Wonder what happened to your epic armor.
make a question mark appear over your head
Kick pivotman99′s ass for creating condoR in the first place.
Ask Jane to fill you in on what happened after they aband-er… left the party
Try not to get to close to Jane. Something bad might happen.
Watch someone else’s joy be killed for once.
Change CondoR’s name to PheoniX.
Introduce your slave.
Introduce them.
Destroy Douglas!
Give Jane Douglas
Know what? With CondoR/PheoniX being all… Fire-stoney, I think it is time to use the best weapon at hand.
Summon: bigger fish.
quietly giggle to yourself, as you know Jane is going to give hime a good swift smack to his noggin.
Pronounce them man and wife. Then kill a bird.
Stare into the sun, mistaking it for Flame CondoR