So many things could be wrong with this:
A) Its a trap or some other scheme.
B) The girl had absolutely no change of expression after the announcement.
c) Its not actually his daughter / thats not the daughter hes refering to.
d) You still dont know what the rays of light were on her for while she was sick.
e) Recall what happened to Jane when she got married and dont forget about that girl problem in the academy….
f) Everyone else already moves slow enough.
ask if you get to pick which hand, or go off at him for being so inconsiderate as to give her hand away without asking, why didn’t he give you one of his hands? what kind of father would just give their child’s bodyparts away like that? eladrins. god.
well the title is, fools gold(en cage) so there must be a hidden surprise to this that the GM is planning so I don’t want to ruin it for him incase its not in the comments so far, so,
Explain that you are on a dangerous quest and couldn’t possibly put a princess in danger.
So many things could be wrong with this:
A) Its a trap or some other scheme.
B) The girl had absolutely no change of expression after the announcement.
c) Its not actually his daughter / thats not the daughter hes refering to.
d) You still dont know what the rays of light were on her for while she was sick.
e) Recall what happened to Jane when she got married and dont forget about that girl problem in the academy….
f) Everyone else already moves slow enough.
Marry her then divorce her for half of her properties!
Panic.
JANE! HELP!
Insult the king somehow and wind up in jail.
Or
Tell them you’ll come back in a week for the wedding.
JUST AS PLANNED.
Ask them to postpone the wedding until you are finished saving the world.
Wonder why he said your last name wrong.
Finally, someone lower level than you!
Well, she’s royalty, WAY better than you could normally do and attractive… there’s a HUGE downside coming isn’t there?
Get married, and retire from the world saving business.
Try to picture what your kid would look like
Correct him on your name and be thrown in jail for insulting the kings competence
OR
Have a wedding montage leading to a total hangover
OR
Ask him if it’s a problem that you’re going to die in a week
Bring out the Elf Purity chart.
tell him you are not worthy of his daughter’s hand in marraige.
Tell him you must save the world to prove your worth.
celebrate the 900th panel with the wedding
get in contact with your party members
I saw that coming from a mile away. XD
Ask him if he can also help you get rid of the curses.
Celebrate.
Ask gloria if she would like to go with you and your party
Try to hook her up with Ray.
OR
Cast Sex Change on her.
take it literally
ask if you get to pick which hand, or go off at him for being so inconsiderate as to give her hand away without asking, why didn’t he give you one of his hands? what kind of father would just give their child’s bodyparts away like that? eladrins. god.
You can’t marry her, your heart belongs to another! Lolrus!
see what the rest of your party thinks about this
Tell him that since he mispronounced your last name, the vows aren’t binding.
Marry her, then bring her along as a new party member.
WTF!!! lv.1
this is a pretty good idea so
marry her and invite your entire party
I’m standing right behind you
Postpone the wedding until you’re done…-Inhales deeply-
SAVING THE WORLD
Hopefully he’s not referring to a second much uglier daughter
wonder if the gm read every last one of these suggestions or just stopped at the first one he liked
Have a date, where she will notice you’re totally dumb and run away.
Hand over the girl to this “Woorock” fellow.
Get married.
Now, hold on, she’s hot. Settle down with her for a while, at least until you see something shiny.
Run.
He spelled Woodrock wrong. The person who’s suposed to marry the princess is not you ! Run while you still can !
say: WOMAN, GO TO THE KITCHEN AND GET ME A SANDWITCH!
Run away from the chain-and-ball that is marriage! RUN!
*ball-and-chain
Ask to marry her rather than take her hand.
Bring her into your party.
have a part where theres another fat and ugly sister like:
notice the skinny impaired squealing for joy beside you
OR
Why is the horizontally challenged person touching you?
Inventory the hand. It might be useful later.
well the title is, fools gold(en cage) so there must be a hidden surprise to this that the GM is planning so I don’t want to ruin it for him incase its not in the comments so far, so,
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Its not actually his daughter / thats not the daughter hes referring to.
OR
no, how could he maim the poor girl like that. you won’t allow it not after all that work you put in to saving her not 5 minutes ago