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Fool’s gold(en cage)

Wait for the apology

You get your apology.

And a little extra on top.

What do you do?

98 Suggestions for “Fool’s gold(en cage)”

  1. Blue_Elite says:

    Explain that you are on a dangerous quest and couldn’t possibly put a princess in danger.

  2. Commentator says:

    So many things could be wrong with this:
    A) Its a trap or some other scheme.
    B) The girl had absolutely no change of expression after the announcement.
    c) Its not actually his daughter / thats not the daughter hes refering to.
    d) You still dont know what the rays of light were on her for while she was sick.
    e) Recall what happened to Jane when she got married and dont forget about that girl problem in the academy….
    f) Everyone else already moves slow enough.

  3. Kaliron says:

    Marry her then divorce her for half of her properties!

  4. Azreal says:

    Panic.

  5. MasterBlade says:

    JANE! HELP!

  6. Kouk says:

    Insult the king somehow and wind up in jail.

    Or

    Tell them you’ll come back in a week for the wedding.

  7. Vayne Rumar says:

    JUST AS PLANNED.

    Ask them to postpone the wedding until you are finished saving the world.

  8. NightFlame says:

    Wonder why he said your last name wrong.

  9. Pazno says:

    Finally, someone lower level than you!

  10. Alex says:

    Well, she’s royalty, WAY better than you could normally do and attractive… there’s a HUGE downside coming isn’t there?

  11. Kgummy says:

    Get married, and retire from the world saving business.

  12. Megaflareon says:

    Try to picture what your kid would look like

  13. Greg says:

    Correct him on your name and be thrown in jail for insulting the kings competence

    OR

    Have a wedding montage leading to a total hangover

    OR

    Ask him if it’s a problem that you’re going to die in a week

  14. Realmhopper says:

    Bring out the Elf Purity chart.

  15. Tyr says:

    tell him you are not worthy of his daughter’s hand in marraige.

  16. Tyr says:

    Tell him you must save the world to prove your worth.

  17. necoo says:

    celebrate the 900th panel with the wedding

  18. Tyr says:

    get in contact with your party members

  19. Sin says:

    I saw that coming from a mile away. XD

    Ask him if he can also help you get rid of the curses.

  20. Marka_Ragnos says:

    Celebrate.

  21. zeta-mus says:

    Ask gloria if she would like to go with you and your party

  22. Vozw says:

    Try to hook her up with Ray.
    OR
    Cast Sex Change on her.

  23. me says:

    take it literally

  24. me says:

    ask if you get to pick which hand, or go off at him for being so inconsiderate as to give her hand away without asking, why didn’t he give you one of his hands? what kind of father would just give their child’s bodyparts away like that? eladrins. god.

  25. Gl1tch says:

    You can’t marry her, your heart belongs to another! Lolrus!

  26. necoo says:

    see what the rest of your party thinks about this

  27. Uberredheadofdoom says:

    Tell him that since he mispronounced your last name, the vows aren’t binding.

  28. ChaoticBrain says:

    Marry her, then bring her along as a new party member.

  29. nIck says:

    WTF!!! lv.1

    this is a pretty good idea so
    marry her and invite your entire party

  30. Your shadow says:

    I’m standing right behind you

  31. Kingleo says:

    Postpone the wedding until you’re done…-Inhales deeply-
    SAVING THE WORLD

  32. Wizician of the West says:

    Hopefully he’s not referring to a second much uglier daughter

  33. necoo says:

    wonder if the gm read every last one of these suggestions or just stopped at the first one he liked

  34. Koyal says:

    Have a date, where she will notice you’re totally dumb and run away.

  35. Chaotick says:

    Hand over the girl to this “Woorock” fellow.

  36. R. Waher says:

    Now, hold on, she’s hot. Settle down with her for a while, at least until you see something shiny.

  37. Razorhead says:

    He spelled Woodrock wrong. The person who’s suposed to marry the princess is not you ! Run while you still can !

  38. BoozeAddict says:

    say: WOMAN, GO TO THE KITCHEN AND GET ME A SANDWITCH!

  39. DKB says:

    Run away from the chain-and-ball that is marriage! RUN!

  40. DKB says:

    *ball-and-chain

  41. Proper Gentleman says:

    Ask to marry her rather than take her hand.

  42. Fload says:

    Bring her into your party.

  43. Greg says:

    have a part where theres another fat and ugly sister like:

    notice the skinny impaired squealing for joy beside you

    OR

    Why is the horizontally challenged person touching you?

  44. Masuhiro says:

    Inventory the hand. It might be useful later.

  45. Greg says:

    well the title is, fools gold(en cage) so there must be a hidden surprise to this that the GM is planning so I don’t want to ruin it for him incase its not in the comments so far, so,

    Next

  46. pseudoname says:

    Its not actually his daughter / thats not the daughter hes referring to.

    OR

    no, how could he maim the poor girl like that. you won’t allow it not after all that work you put in to saving her not 5 minutes ago

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