Start a conga line to the next town
You conga to Woodville – one of the two cities build in honor of your stupid dad. This town and Rockopolis have been in war for as long as they anyone can remember. Of course this isn’t whats on your mind at all, you’re just feeling sorry for team killjoy behind you, that is failing to join in.
What do you do?
Light a torch
ask if you can buy some rocks
Introduce baseball to the warring towns and bring peace.
Obtain Elven Legacy.
comment on the name “WOODVILE”
Enter like a hero to be received by throngs of fans.
Have flashback about father.
burn the town down!
“Have flashback about father.” Seconded.
wait….james has a dad?
Talk to some people, get a quest, you know the drill.
““Have flashback about father.” Seconded.” Thirded.
Proclaim that you are James woodrock here to solve all diplomatic problems.
Cast a spell on the town and pray for Incinerate.
“Have flashback about father.” fourthed… there may be a clue about the potion you allmost drank
Have a flashback about Douglas’ father… there may be a clue about his dashing looks.
Declare yourself as a Woodrock and demand special treatment.
Forcibly become the mayor of the town, and random spell-itize anyone who opposes you.
Flaunt your position as the son of (insert name here) woodrock
Burn the town in an angsty fit of rage. Remember, your dad tried to stop you from becoming a mage.
Reminisce on all the good times spent with your dad.
Say childish jokes about the town’s name
Storm the town by shouting your the son of the mighty paladin Neil Woodrock
Try to avoid attention.
I should point out that you used the incorrect tense. It should be built rather than build in the first line.
Also, BURN IT DOWN!
Burn it down.
gather an army of loyal minions in “honor of your stupid dad.”
Conga on James! Conga on!
OR
Introduce yourself as James Woodrock, emphasis on the wood.
brag and demand leadership for you are James Woodrock
or proclaim self leader of rockville requesting peace and when that horriboly FAILs get the killjoy to heal you and the vampire slave to create minions
and/or rename dougless slavey
Advance the plot
DON’T USE ANY SPELLS while we are here.
Although chances are low its more than likely we will accidentally incinerate the place. Don’t tempt the GM people.
Use fathers fame to score free loot.
Incinerate the town!
Create a clever disguise so you can remain unnoticed.