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Magic armor!

Liquify yourself and have an epic water vs fire battle

You fail. Instead you get this stupid magic armor.

What do you do?

50 Suggestions for “Magic armor!”

  1. redfishfire says:

    Heal CondoR to use the curse to your advantage!

  2. TJ says:

    Hide behind the nearest passer-by.

  3. Nikochan says:

    headbutt CondoR

  4. Iccc says:

    Use magic armour on condoR

  5. Angryguy says:

    Special effect battle!

  6. Riaxh says:

    have epic non magical battle with the sword you totaly know how to use.

  7. Hero122 says:

    drink potion because of low mana. than staff bash!

  8. Doomcat says:

    Use Punch on CondoR’s beak

  9. Azreal says:

    Drink the potion.

    OR

    Throw the potion.

  10. Vayne Rumar says:

    Declare this a battle for chaos, then cast every spell you know as quickly as you can.

  11. Dark Gaurdian says:

    Ask Douglas for a sword.

  12. Duck says:

    Drink the potion and fight with the bandit blade
    or
    Run away!

  13. Dark Gaurdian says:

    Drink potion and all the magical effects it might have now

  14. Carnath says:

    Drink the potion.

  15. Jamestheelf says:

    Take Douglas’s sword and slash condoR in half.
    OR
    Run for your life!!!!

  16. Some Random Awesome Person says:

    Drink the potion.

  17. zoob da noob says:

    Fight to the death

  18. 3Chris28 says:

    Realize that, as an elf, you have “Magic Protection” as a spell. It says so in your character page.

    OR

    Attack him with your inventory box or another kind of box that doesn’t require magic to summon.

  19. PHANTOM says:

    Stab CondoR with your bandit blade.

  20. Some Random Awesome Person says:

    Hope the armour includes magical sword.

  21. jerqod says:

    technically CondoR is now a PhoeniX

  22. Dellis says:

    Make show of your impressive swordsman skills.

  23. reginald mcmuffin says:

    Hey, at least you’ll die less. Hit him with your newly acquired ponytail.

  24. Wilpah says:

    Cast shield on condoR.

  25. DigitalWolf says:

    Flex, Maybe you’ll scare him off…

  26. necoo says:

    realize you have one bar of manna left and less then half health… a tactical retreat might be in order

  27. an alien says:

    Headbutt CondoR with stupid new helmet

  28. that guy says:

    cast incinerate on condor so that no matter what you won’t boost him with fire

  29. good idea says:

    have epic battle/say an angry battle cry such as THIS ENDS NOW!!!/remember that you still haven’t named your party yet (even though it’s split up now)

  30. Seth says:

    Drink Potion and cast every spell you know in random directions

  31. midnight says:

    Ignore impending doom and realize that you look like a girl

  32. me says:

    Obviously, he’s had a change of heart about being your familiar, and has made himself awesome/on fire to make up for past impertinence.

    Preemptively accept PhoeniX’s gracious offer to join you.

    …wait you already have a giant grasshopper

  33. AMRIV says:

    Cast a random spell on CondoR and hope for the best.

  34. Shadow says:

    Throw a rock at the CondoR.

  35. Mikau says:

    Piss him out

  36. KZero says:

    Make it Douglas’s problem, drink a mana potion durring commotion.

  37. ChaoticBrain says:

    Make a troll face.

  38. Kouk says:

    Run away!

  39. Valen Crescendo says:

    What the hell happened to the background? Piss on him until he dries out or flees from the agony of knowing in the back of his mind he shall never be the same again.

  40. DRINK THE POTION!!!

  41. Drink the potion for an epic result!

  42. NightFlame says:

    Surrender.

  43. jeremy says:

    drink the potion already you idiot!!!

  44. Timothy says:

    Waste your laste bit of mana.

  45. Timothy says:

    Waste your last bit of mana.

    (Whoops.)

  46. Volpe says:

    >Agress PhoeniX

  47. necoo says:

    sick your slave on him

  48. Silver says:

    Attack CondoR in an awesome manner.

  49. Harry says:

    Pull out the necklace and have it turn into a sword.

  50. randomizer1337 says:

    Ponder why you now have a ponytail?

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