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Mooning

Ride on to the sunset

You fail extra hard. After you calm Douglas down, he and Jane go to sleep. His explanation is as follows:

“I only sleep when there’s nothing to do…and, the only thing to do is talk to you, so…goodnight.”

What do you do?

48 Suggestions for “Mooning”

  1. redfishfire says:

    Why dont you read the rule book some more

  2. Demonium says:

    Read the Rulebook and replenish your mana

  3. hero122 says:

    replenish mana, and update map.
    OR
    waste your last bar of mana while you wait for your mana to refill.

  4. Jacob says:

    watch flat worms make babies

  5. Dellis says:

    read another section from the rulebook while they sleep.

  6. Js says:

    Read rulebook

  7. Kouk says:

    Read rulebook section on “curses.”

  8. Fred says:

    Read about curses.

  9. Kouk says:

    And, Perform juvenile pranks on sleeping Douglas.

  10. bardvlw says:

    Stake Douglas in his sleep

  11. bardvlw says:

    Or just draw on his face

  12. Megaflareon says:

    I agree with read up on curses, and use a random spell to waste your last mana bar since it’ll be refilled anyways.

  13. hydrowolfy says:

    Put Douglass’s hand in warm water.

  14. Tyr says:

    Make plans for the next day.

  15. Riaxh says:

    get some hardcore reading done. maybe read up on some curses.

  16. Vyhox says:

    Draw pictures in the dirt

  17. necoo says:

    use the last bit of manna you have for the day and cast a random spell while trying to guess what will come out

  18. Wizician of the West says:

    kick douglas in his sleep to pass the time

  19. Saint_Lancealot says:

    Put killjoy’s hand in warm water then read about curses

  20. good idea says:

    read about curses while casting a healing spell on douglas to hopefully get the reverse effect from curse #1.

  21. ChaoticBrain says:

    Read the rulebook to pass this boring, boring night.

  22. hydrocow says:

    See if placing something between you and the curses will remove them/redirect then onto that object.

  23. zeta-mus says:

    Read up on scrying and teleportation in the rulebook

  24. SeaSylph says:

    Cast random spell and read up on curses.

  25. 3Chris28 says:

    Finally regenerate some mana bars while you read up on curses.

  26. EI says:

    You need more friends, James.

    >Carve the log into a walrus best friend.

  27. EI says:

    Whoops, mistake. Lemme correct that

    >Carve some nearby wood into a walrus best friend.

  28. Some Random Awesome Person says:

    Read up on archers in that rulebook. With the random magic curse a combat class would be useful.

  29. necoo says:

    keep in mind for next time you lv up it would be best to take a poll for states, spell packs and class like you did with the sub class thing

  30. MasterBlade says:

    Read about Resting in the rulebook to figure out what you’re missing.

  31. Azreal says:

    Draw a giant target on the ground with Douglas in the middle.

  32. Syaoran says:

    lick curses over head

  33. valen says:

    Ask Douglas why he didn’t burst into flames from the sunlight despite his best efforts to ignore, don’t take no for an answer.
    OR
    bug douglas nonstop
    OR
    try to speed up time

  34. Timothy says:

    Spend the night loudly singing off-key right next to Douglas.

  35. Doomcat says:

    Read the rulebook about Resting/Meditation

  36. emperorexposition says:

    Think about your childhood some more.

  37. Niriw says:

    Read the Buffs section on your rulebook

    OR

    Read the combat section on your rulebook

    OR

    Read the resting section on your rulebook

    Any of them might be useful

  38. LordoftheForest says:

    Think about Krin.

  39. jeremy says:

    read up on curses then draw a fake handlebar moustache on douglas… AND Jane

  40. Seth says:

    Read/rest

  41. necoo says:

    count sheep

  42. Shadow says:

    Write some poems.

  43. Shadow says:

    Oh, and an OR;

    Think of the good times, when you were a team.

  44. Waste your last bar of mana by setting the sky on fire.

  45. Vayne Rumar says:

    Drawing on his face is an opportunity you can’t afford to pass up.

    He can’t see his own reflection, so he won’t be able to tell that there’s anything wrong with his face. As long as Killjoy keeps quiet (hopefully wanting to stay uninvolved), his dead flesh should not notice a drawing implement.

    So write something suitably derogatory on his face, like “I drink from the toilet”, and see how much the ladies love him THEN! *mumble* *grumble*…

  46. NightFlame says:

    Read warrior subclass in your rulebook.

  47. Loof says:

    Go through your inventory to make sure you haven’t lost any plot-vital items.

  48. Kodyack says:

    Read up the section on curses in your rulebook

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