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Mrs. Woodrock

Run in and attack the first thing you see

The first encounter uses “instant reminder of horrible childhood”. It is quite effective.

What do you do?

38 Suggestions for “Mrs. Woodrock”

  1. Niriw says:

    Ask her why she didn’t want you to drink the potion

  2. Duck says:

    (“If you wish to face the end, you must first face yourself.”)
    You must fight your own fears. Therefore, She must be fake.

  3. Blargh says:

    I second duck

    and if that doesn’t work then duck

  4. Werbluten the bleeder says:

    Now’s the time to get your revenge. Kill this vile creature!

  5. Riaxh says:

    let your weak mind slip into a mental breakdown.

  6. Hero122 says:

    thirded duck
    if not make them both compare levels, and show her what a capable young mage he’s made.

  7. Fload says:

    Destroy her, she is clearly a figment of your imagination.

  8. Max says:

    Quick! Dodge the flashback!

  9. JS says:

    Grandma???

  10. Azreal says:

    Scream and run.

    OR

    Second Niriw.

  11. zeta-mus says:

    Take revenge

  12. ChaoticBrain says:

    I’m with Duck.

  13. Shadow says:

    Chicken out.

  14. guyman609 says:

    do the usual.

  15. Mouldcube says:

    show her the walrus statue…then sneak past

  16. Titumau says:

    Since you always cast stupid spells when you want to cast offensive spells, Cast Conjure Food.

  17. TJ says:

    …Punch her in the snout to assert dominince?

  18. Riaxh says:

    inform her that her glasses don’t quite reach her eyes.

  19. Wizician of the West says:

    Poke her as a test of realismn

  20. pieman170 says:

    its just an illotion

  21. DynamoDan says:

    headbutt your illusion mother!

  22. kaploy9 says:

    Duck and perform a sweeping leg kick! C’mon, those rouges make it look easy, it must be a cinch!

  23. PHANTOM says:

    Realize it is just an allusion and stab it with your bandit blade. Magic is useless now.

  24. Mahta says:

    have a mental breakdown

  25. Mahta says:

    or
    pretend you’re married to kill joy to save yourself from getting lectured

  26. Micteu says:

    Cut her head off with a sword made of light beams, revealing it to actually be you behind that mask.

  27. Godly says:

    Hug the old woman, who is obviously the walrus poster from your childhood.

  28. Tynatyna says:

    Inventory her.

  29. Wolfhowl44 says:

    Hey! The fear of your mother scared your curses away!

  30. Genuine Fiber says:

    Hurl

  31. Vengroe says:

    Apologize for how you behaved when you were a child.

  32. Vuanaunt says:

    Just face Jane’s challenge instead.

  33. necoo says:

    beg for mercy

  34. Pazno says:

    Use your lightsaber to fight her – she must be Darth Vader!

  35. Vayne Rumar says:

    Quickly cover your mouth to avoid disgusting sludge and/or fatal lactose.

  36. Godot says:

    Cross your arms and scowl back at her! Make sure to look extremely disappointed in her.

  37. Kgummy says:

    Drink that potion you made.

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