Find any creepy old merchants
You manage to find a sufficiently old and creepy merchant.
What do you do?
Buy those colored things. They are obviously candy.
PLEASE OH PLEASE NOT THE ABOOT JOKE
Buy the coonskin cap and blend in with the natives.
Buy both hats, and craft them with the fancy bowler to create THE TOWERING PILLAR OF HATS!!!
Get the beret. It’s what a real woodsman would wear.
Wonder where’s Krinn.
Take the weapon.
Give him a shiny dragon tooth for the fur hat.
Buy everything. Especially the axe-nunchaku.
Purchase his bewbs.
by the round things,the horn, and piece of clothing, and ask him if there’s any problems around the city, they could be “ridded” of,aka SIDE quest for EXP!
BUY THE AXE
Examine the stones/round things on the table, and whatever they are, buy them.
buy that dead animal pelt and wear it as a speedo.
Go against his will and pull his leg anyway. Nobody shall tell you what to do!
Buy hats for your whole party.
OR
Question Ra-Richard’s lack of a chin.
Buy the Davey Crockett hat. Go as a pioneer for Halloween.
Teach these people how to speak properly
BUY EVERYTHING.
Pull his leg.
Trade your hair for something.
buy the book he’s reading
Are those bewbs?
Realize that you have no indication of money in any form or fashion.
buy souveniers!
i second blue_elites first choice
give him 13 coins for every item in the shop
Please tell me this isn’t the W-D-Y-D version of Canada.
anyway
Ask him about your corner number thingy.
Buy the axe and/or coon-skin cap, and go bat-sh*t crazy til the plot returns
I’m not your buddey, palie.
Ask aboo- err.. about their currency.
buy everything for one gold like the sign says
Buy it all. Now.
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Buy those colored things. They are obviously candy.
PLEASE OH PLEASE NOT THE ABOOT JOKE
Buy the coonskin cap and blend in with the natives.
Buy both hats, and craft them with the fancy bowler to create THE TOWERING PILLAR OF HATS!!!
Get the beret. It’s what a real woodsman would wear.
Wonder where’s Krinn.
Take the weapon.
Give him a shiny dragon tooth for the fur hat.
Buy everything. Especially the axe-nunchaku.
Purchase his bewbs.
by the round things,the horn, and piece of clothing, and ask him if there’s any problems around the city, they could be “ridded” of,aka SIDE quest for EXP!
BUY THE AXE
Examine the stones/round things on the table, and whatever they are, buy them.
buy that dead animal pelt and wear it as a speedo.
Go against his will and pull his leg anyway. Nobody shall tell you what to do!
Buy hats for your whole party.
OR
Question Ra-Richard’s lack of a chin.
Buy the Davey Crockett hat. Go as a pioneer for Halloween.
Teach these people how to speak properly
BUY EVERYTHING.
Pull his leg.
OR
Trade your hair for something.
buy the book he’s reading
Are those bewbs?
Realize that you have no indication of money in any form or fashion.
buy souveniers!
i second blue_elites first choice
give him 13 coins for every item in the shop
Please tell me this isn’t the W-D-Y-D version of Canada.
anyway
Ask him about your corner number thingy.
Buy the axe and/or coon-skin cap, and go bat-sh*t crazy til the plot returns
I’m not your buddey, palie.
Ask aboo- err.. about their currency.
buy everything for one gold like the sign says
Buy it all. Now.