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R.A.Y.

Stare at the R.A.Y poster behind you

You grab the R.A.Y. poster behind you and stare the heck out of it.

“Join R.A.Y. – Richard’s Army of You, and help fight off the hellspawn scourge. All races are treated equally here, and every capable warrior will receive fitting rewards after the last of the demon ghouls are dead. Join the ranks now and you’ll be equipped with the best Farthorian armor and weapondry, and if you’re a mage a fine Tharian robe and bluewood staff will become yours. We march and fight under sunlight, rest under moonlight. Recruitment:

*Seven days from the Tao Quai new year – Port Saumingel

*Three days into the Dwarfest – Rangervale

*Four days before Holy week – Davenfort”

What do you do?

46 Suggestions for “R.A.Y.”

  1. UnitedRebellion says:

    Go on another adventure to find Ray and band their party with yours!

  2. Lunar-tic says:

    Ww must find General Shen first. Inventory this for later.

  3. silentshooter says:

    Try to remember if you have seen that guy in the front before.

  4. Demonio Penguino says:

    Order people of the town to find Ray and bring him to you.

  5. Wolfhowl44 says:

    After drawing some funny mustaches on the poster, inventory it.

  6. Kgummy says:

    Do some incredibly silly and confounding plan, that baffles Killjoy, but with such confidence, that it ends up working perfectly. And somehow concludes with Killjoy laughing.

  7. Nikochan says:

    Join R.A.Y., it’s an army, so General Shen should be there too

  8. ironpenguin says:

    Rush off to one of the recruiting points, you must have free stuff!

  9. roko says:

    Wait…Who?

  10. Q-Gloaf says:

    Stare at the chick on the poster and drool so much that the writing becomes illegible, then go to the nearest brothel to quench your thirst.

  11. zoob da noob says:

    i’m with wolfhowl

  12. good idea says:

    wow its ray! YAAAAAAY!!!!!! so….who’s ray?

  13. good idea says:

    put poster in your folder so that you are now in the army group known as R.A.Y.

  14. Megaflareon says:

    He doesn’t have the folder anymore.

    And inventory it and find General Shen, your life is at stake here.

  15. MasterBlade says:

    Free stuff! Lets find Ray!

  16. Fred says:

    Raise an army better than Ray’s

  17. Titumau says:

    Enlist.

  18. srdudeman says:

    tharian robe?!?! im in

  19. Some Random Awesome Person says:

    Bug Jane about it. And also get some physical combat training.

  20. Kouk says:

    Toss it and find cures for your curses.

  21. necoo says:

    ignore the poster and never think of it again… since you hate ray

  22. DKB says:

    Join R.A.Y., would be a lot better than re-adding that one human bard whose name escapes you.

  23. jeremy says:

    join R.A.Y…
    you’ll have your old group pluss hundreds of lackeys

  24. zeta-mus says:

    Go and kill some random monsters

  25. necoo says:

    whatever you do do not join ray you follow no one you are and have always been the leader of everything

  26. HORKAK says:

    find the bard

  27. HORKAK says:

    or TAKE YOUR LOYAL FOLLOWERS AND GET THE bard to come with you

  28. HORKAK says:

    or get anw quest log

  29. Shadow says:

    Ask around about this R.A.Y.

  30. Azreal says:

    Comment on how promising this rock band looks.

    or

    Join the R.A.Y.S. of light and fight for whats right!

  31. Supernerd says:

    Take note of how Ray did a good job of not interfering with any elven holidays and go find something stupid to waste your riches on. you’re going to waste it on stupid stuff anyway so lets get that over with.

  32. Syaoran says:

    join for the free stuff

  33. Wizician of the West says:

    General Shen may have joined R.A.Y. so look there.

  34. PHANTOM says:

    Get that robe immediatley. Everything else can just wait.

  35. Use the poster to start a signal fire to message Deblin.

  36. Or, get GMChris to create a quest log to record all of your quests and side quests.

  37. Hero122 says:

    get GMChris to create a quest log to record all of your quests and side quests.
    OR
    Ask town locals to find General Shen.

  38. Chowder says:

    Go to Rangervale and lurk until R.A.Y. shows up.

  39. Teyalora says:

    Try to be recruited!!! NOW!!! And yet somehow fail to join…

  40. Rawrd00d says:

    Join R.A.Y. and use your family ties to get a better position from the start.

  41. bardvlw says:

    Fins General Shen first.

  42. NightFlame says:

    Check those locations on your map.

  43. AMRIV says:

    Spread rumors that R.A.Y. is affiliated with Rockville.

  44. necoo says:

    just so i get my point across don’t join ray… from now on ignore all “convenient” plot turns that are just put there as bait to make you do something

  45. Kodyack says:

    Locate Scryer to find General Shen

  46. Dellis says:

    remain on general shen route, your curse won’t be lifted on its own.

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