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The house of light

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You arrive at the lighthouse.

What do you do?

36 Suggestions for “The house of light”

  1. sentry says:

    go inside

  2. Ann Idiot says:

    Realize that you shouldn’t be able to see the lighthouse’s light because of the position of the sun, and thus it must be a trap set by your enemy(ies).

  3. Some Random Awesome Person says:

    Enquire what Gloria’s class is anyway.

  4. Yomojo says:

    Calmly walk up the stairs and casually point the light up into the sky, then start scanning the sky with the light until you find the aliens as if the fate of the world did NOT deped on it.

  5. necoo says:

    ….why are we here without general shen

  6. Tyr says:

    discuss what to do with your party members

  7. Riaxh says:

    knock on the door.

  8. Wizician of the West says:

    Start making pet names for your new wife.

  9. Nicholas says:

    climb it like it’s a stripper pole.

  10. Vayne Rumar says:

    It doesn’t look like you can call the aliens until nightfall, so have a picnic with your wife while the rest of the party does something useful.

    Now that you’re on your honeymoon, you have an excuse be useless.

  11. Vayne Rumar says:

    Oh, and should probably tell the party about the aliens if you didn’t already. No matter how funny the surprised looks on their faces might be.

  12. PHANTOM says:

    Have fun on the beach. Beach fun takes priority over Alien invaders.

  13. pieman170 says:

    check your wifes class

  14. Azreal says:

    Start a dance party!

  15. Mark says:

    Try to get a way to get your Curse lifted and play “Space Invaders” With those aliens by blasting them to pieces

  16. Fload says:

    Engage in Space Invaders arcade game at the Lighthouse.

  17. Lancer says:

    You lack one (1) Shen. Get him.

  18. Shadow says:

    Romantically enjoy the scenery with your wife.

  19. Nate says:

    Aw crap she’s level 1? I predict a quick death.

  20. Werbluten the bleeder says:

    Note that the lighthouse looks rather broken. Looks like you’ll have another side-quest to use this place.

  21. AVega says:

    Hide or dispose of “Draconic gents poster” from your new wife

  22. Doomcat says:

    Get to know you’re new wife Gloria better, start calling her Glory-wowrey or a similar pet name

  23. Syaoran says:

    I second fload

  24. DKB says:

    Experience an encounter of the third kind. Or fourth… how many races are there again?

  25. srdudeman says:

    notice how it seems as if the light house is absorbing the clouds

  26. emperorexposition says:

    E.T…Phone home

  27. emperorexposition says:

    Play the synthesiser.

  28. emperorexposition says:

    Remember that you should have bought Shen with you.

  29. Remember that you were suppose to be looking for The One.

  30. Kouk says:

    Storm the light house and dispose of any guardians.

  31. Kgummy says:

    Summon the aliens and tell them Douglas took over, so you brought him over instead.

  32. Timothy says:

    Point the light at the sky, by any means neccesary.

  33. necoo says:

    summon the aliens and tell them douglas took over, then give douglas a order to take over the aliens by any means necessary and bring them under your complete control

  34. ThaneSwift says:

    Send James’ army to go and get Shen before nightfall, AND have a delicious picnic!

  35. ThaneSwift says:

    On an additional note, what does the epoh sphere do?

  36. Godot says:

    Discern Gloria’s class. Celebrate that you’ve found someone who’s actually a LOWER level than you.

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