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The poke test

Poke her as a test of realism

Your test is…inconclusive.

What do you do?

36 Suggestions for “The poke test”

  1. Some Random Awesome Person says:

    Punch her in the face for stopping you from drinking that potion.

  2. Vayne Rumar says:

    Looks like it’s time to “smile-and-nod” for your life.

  3. jeremy says:

    ask why she stopped you from drinking the potion

  4. Supernerd says:

    Lets do this sidequest!

  5. Mahta says:

    appeal to killjoy for help

  6. good idea says:

    WHY THE HECK DID YOU STOP ME FROM DRINKING THE ALL-POWERFUL POTION!?!?!

  7. Vuanaunt says:

    Just take Jane’s challenge instead.

  8. Godly says:

    Do what she says, for now.

  9. Riaxh says:

    play along.

  10. PHANTOM says:

    Smack yourself for being stupid. That is obviously an allusion. I mean really, WHY would your mother be waiting for you in a magical crystal cavern several CONTINENTS away from home just so she could make you train for a school you already left?

  11. xMinato says:

    @ PHANTOM

    I would agree, but I´ve only got 20 INT points

  12. Rawrd00d says:

    JAMES! USE TACKLE ATTACK!

  13. hydrocow says:

    Run!

  14. Werbluten the bleeder says:

    Bring an apple for teacher.

  15. maxx111 says:

    Just be yourself. Your quite good at that

  16. Azreal says:

    “Wait a minute, if school was a waste of time then what were you really training me for?”

  17. Hero122 says:

    ask why she stopped you from drinking the potion

  18. Hero122 says:

    besides, jane has to deal with her fionce and dougles is probably talking to some BAT-MONSTER-DEMON-PRIESTSLAYER-FROM HELL.

  19. liquify says:

    … do a barrel roll.

  20. TannimFodder says:

    Ask if she has a mana potion on hand, so you can continue your lessons.

  21. zeta-mus says:

    Defy her

  22. zeta-mus says:

    Release years of pent-up anger and frustration

  23. EI says:

    Try to use your magic to kill her.

  24. Uberredheadofdoom says:

    Decide that she’s obviously not your real mom and use your last bar of mana in a desperate attempt to defeat this look-alike!

  25. NightFlame says:

    Cry.

  26. Wizician of the West says:

    Tell her you’re too old for this. You’re like over a hundred right?

  27. CompactDesk says:

    Ha ha; time lost in school.

  28. necoo says:

    wet yourself

  29. Revane says:

    Say no! You have a quest! You can’t go to school now!

  30. Timothy says:

    Wonder why the textbox font changed.

  31. DigitalWolf says:

    Introduce everyone! (perhaps make this less horrid…)

  32. terroc says:

    wonder how old she is.. if she looks old and shes an elf she must be REEEEEAALLYY old

  33. HellMage501 says:

    BLAME THE GM FOR A BAD COLOR OF GRADIENT!

  34. Loof says:

    Study hard for bonus expees.

  35. Demonium says:

    Ask party members if this is real
    OR
    Waste remaining mana on random spell

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