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True ruff kiss

Wait for your reward for saving the girl

You almost get rewarded with a very nice sword.

What do you do?

36 Suggestions for “True ruff kiss”

  1. Hero122 says:

    telle him the scented stick was cover i poison, gibeing off poison, makeing the princess sick. and ask the princess if she feels any better too, to prove it.

  2. Fload says:

    Kidnap princess and hold her in a castle.

  3. Dellis says:

    tell him you saved the princess.

  4. hydrocow says:

    sorry but the princess is in another palace right now.

    or

    liquify yourself.

  5. Werbluten the bleeder says:

    Explain that should your most awesome existence be ended the half-demon *cough-Deblin-cough* threat will never be stopped.

  6. Doomcat says:

    Tell them why you’re there and that you just rescued their princess. Then demand to be rewarded handsomely as this sword isn’t shiny enough

  7. Niriw says:

    Warrior Cat Attack!

  8. Some Random Awesome Person says:

    THE SCENTED STICK WAS POISON YOU FOOL!

  9. an alien says:

    Notice the guard is female.

  10. Js says:

    “But but but”

  11. Wolfhowl44 says:

    Wet robe time?

  12. Wolfhowl44 says:

    Comment on how your hair looks exactly alike, stating that you must be the hero of time.

  13. Hero122 says:

    THE SCENTED STICK WAS POISON YOU FOOL!!!

  14. Wizician of the West says:

    Wet robes

  15. /sher says:

    Next.

  16. reginaldmcmuffin says:

    Say you will replace the “Incense” and go. And then watch the insuing death.

  17. A innocent bystander says:

    THE SCENTED STICK WAS POISON YOU FOOL!!!!

  18. Riaxh says:

    wait for the apology.

  19. Lolrus says:

    save me gloria!!!!!

  20. Loof says:

    Get phat expees

  21. kaploy9 says:

    Next, please.

  22. Supernerd says:

    Lie and take credit for stuff!

  23. PHANTOM says:

    Say you have cured her.

  24. Azreal says:

    Tell them the incense was poisoned.

    Also, you misspelled “pathetic”.

  25. DKB says:

    Get stabbed

  26. Douglas the Daring makes a Dramatic entrance! (w/ the killjoy and bard)

  27. Koyal says:

    Make up a fancy history about how you healed the princess with your awsome powers.

  28. Tyr says:

    Explain how you figured out what was poisoning her and try to find the culprit.

  29. Razorhead says:

    Next.

  30. Ann Idiot says:

    Challenge the guard to a dance-off for your life.

  31. Demonium says:

    Wait for the killjoy to rescue you.
    OR
    make up story about wanting to see the princess

  32. Vozw says:

    Explain that you just used your special powers to cure her.

  33. Vayne Rumar says:

    She’s only level 1? No wonder she go poisoned!
    That girl needs to raise her CON before she gets killed by a cold.

  34. good idea says:

    realize that your hands are huge compaired to the man who is threatining you.

  35. jeremy says:

    THE SCENTED STICK WAS POISON YOU FOOL!!!!

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