ride your pink mount with pride cause everyone knows you just never mess with a guy with any kind of pink item that is openly used…. seriously… you just dont mess with a guy in pink… you just dont
Conspire with your wife to make this trip as awkward as possible for the rest of the party. Nudge nudge. Know what I mean? Say no more…
And get your mount a bucket of tasty veggies as a reward for putting up with this indignity. By making Douglas get it for you. Unless he wants to make his grand entrance atop a pink insect with a ribbon on its head.
Sing the CanaIa national anthem
“oh canaIa our home and native region. true adventurer love, by all thy kings command…”
Search for men called as Chris Reilly.
I screwed up on my suggestion.
Search for men called Chris and Reilly.
Go meet Reilly.
Find the famous barbarian warrior Reilly as he is a noble man for sure.
Search for a man called Jacob.
Skip the numbers to 0.
Obtain a silly accent.
look for a magical man named reilly, who can cure all curses.FOR FREE. ( maby 6oo of something.
Look for Reilly.
Make awkward small talk with your wife.
search for useful items in canaIa.
Persuade one of the G.M,s to update the Character screen.
Inventory canadian flag so the GM updates the inventory screen.
Look for a red-skinned man by the name of Reilly.
Steal the flag and replace it with someone’s underpants.
Wonder why all the buildings look like faces.
Quickly, murder Justin Beiber, NOW.
ride your pink mount with pride cause everyone knows you just never mess with a guy with any kind of pink item that is openly used…. seriously… you just dont mess with a guy in pink… you just dont
Insult the natives to see how polite they are.
Show your wife around.
obtain silly accent while wereing hat and monacle
Conspire with your wife to make this trip as awkward as possible for the rest of the party. Nudge nudge. Know what I mean? Say no more…
And get your mount a bucket of tasty veggies as a reward for putting up with this indignity. By making Douglas get it for you. Unless he wants to make his grand entrance atop a pink insect with a ribbon on its head.
Find some lumberjacks
Realize the number in the corner is counting down to the 1000 PANEL!!
Investigate Canadia!
Investigate
find any creepy old merchants
Offend someone with your cultural ignorance.
Do steiriotypical things.
proceed with caution, avoid stereotypes.
Frolic…. In a manly way, of course.
Have some fun with the natives, eh?
get to know your wife in a fancy resturaunt…
you married a queen so i’m pretty sure you can afford it.
Look for a man called “Justin Ieber.”
REILLY!
Frantically ask people about that timer on you.
Quickly blend in with the locals and search for the One.
Blame Canaia, blame Canaia,
with all their beady little eyes,
and flapping heads so full of lies…
Search for the infamous Bustin Deiber.
Find the famous bard Reilly
Check the manual for information on CanaIa.
Find new party members
HOW COME EVERONE HAS TO THINK THAT CANADA’S F**** UP?