Explain you’re the here as the town savior, as you’ve seve the faroff towns of petra and youidiot, and also the son of (I thing iw was john) woodrock. That should be enough to get them to fear you.
cast a random spell and try to guess what comes out, turn it into a game… then a game show, and then have it praised as the greatest show in the afternoon in the entirety of all history.
Just walk slowly towards the palace. It is obvious I’ve been here the whole time and am supposed to be here, and any guard who stops me is in serious trouble.
Impress the guards with your dancing skills.
Quickly explain that you’re an exterminator and that you need some time to take care of their groundhog problem.
If anyone comes by, pretend to be a grave digger.
Be a spah and sneek around
Use your incredible charisma to prevent the guard from killing you.
After escaping from the guards, levitate over the walls.
Use a mage mind trick on the guards. By pointing out the vampire that is trying to get into the castle.
Explain you’re the here as the town savior, as you’ve seve the faroff towns of petra and youidiot, and also the son of (I thing iw was john) woodrock. That should be enough to get them to fear you.
KILL THE GUARD!
this is not the party your looking for…
Whatever happens, blame Douglas
^ and also the minotaur town and Tao Quai
Hide behind hastily constructed obfuscation.
find out why no one is allowed to enter the town now that you are inside.
Explain you were already inside and accidentally dug your way out.
cast a random spell and try to guess what comes out, turn it into a game… then a game show, and then have it praised as the greatest show in the afternoon in the entirety of all history.
Run!
or Run!
Whatever, like you need them to save the world. Go forth!
Just walk slowly towards the palace. It is obvious I’ve been here the whole time and am supposed to be here, and any guard who stops me is in serious trouble.
Present yourself as a powerful warlock.
Summon Mage Cat
BS your way out of it!
Send the 3 cats to deal with them.