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Vampiric humor is weird

Have Douglas form a daring plan to get inside

Douglas suggests that you just head in head-first into danger.

What do you do?

24 Suggestions for “Vampiric humor is weird”

  1. Ann Idiot says:

    Impress the guards with your dancing skills.

  2. Aside says:

    Quickly explain that you’re an exterminator and that you need some time to take care of their groundhog problem.

  3. Azreal says:

    If anyone comes by, pretend to be a grave digger.

  4. zoob da noob says:

    Be a spah and sneek around

  5. Yomojo says:

    Use your incredible charisma to prevent the guard from killing you.

  6. Duck says:

    After escaping from the guards, levitate over the walls.

  7. Kgummy says:

    Use a mage mind trick on the guards. By pointing out the vampire that is trying to get into the castle.

  8. Hero122 says:

    Explain you’re the here as the town savior, as you’ve seve the faroff towns of petra and youidiot, and also the son of (I thing iw was john) woodrock. That should be enough to get them to fear you.

  9. 794 says:

    KILL THE GUARD!

  10. Riaxh says:

    this is not the party your looking for…

  11. Max says:

    Whatever happens, blame Douglas

  12. Hero122 says:

    ^ and also the minotaur town and Tao Quai

  13. Kouk says:

    Hide behind hastily constructed obfuscation.

  14. Tyr says:

    find out why no one is allowed to enter the town now that you are inside.

  15. emperorexposition says:

    Explain you were already inside and accidentally dug your way out.

  16. necoo says:

    cast a random spell and try to guess what comes out, turn it into a game… then a game show, and then have it praised as the greatest show in the afternoon in the entirety of all history.

  17. SaucyYum says:

    Run!

  18. SaucyYum says:

    or Run!

  19. Alex says:

    Whatever, like you need them to save the world. Go forth!

  20. JamestheElf says:

    Just walk slowly towards the palace. It is obvious I’ve been here the whole time and am supposed to be here, and any guard who stops me is in serious trouble.

  21. Shadow says:

    Present yourself as a powerful warlock.

  22. Lolrus says:

    Summon Mage Cat

  23. Nozz says:

    BS your way out of it!

  24. NightFlame says:

    Send the 3 cats to deal with them.

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