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Worst honeymoon ever

Enjoy honeymoon

Half of your new family enjoys the honeymoon.

What do you do?

37 Suggestions for “Worst honeymoon ever”

  1. Kgummy says:

    Comment on the lovely sun that’s shining right now.

  2. AMRIV says:

    Grind some EXP with your new bride.

  3. Kodyack says:

    Begin preparing a postnuptual agreement, its the only sensible thing.

  4. hydrowolfy says:

    Marriage is tough! Ditch the wife.

  5. Some Random Awesome Person says:

    Hey, where are your wedding gifts?

  6. jerqod says:

    ask your wife if she would like to switch positions with you for awhile.

  7. Ann Idiot says:

    Reconfigure the carrige to move by itself.

  8. Edwardius says:

    Insinuate that you get some bonus experience for roleplaying.

  9. Werbluten the bleeder says:

    Oh no, moving about like this is a bad idea as you may have a random encounter.

  10. Werbluten the bleeder says:

    And if you thought Jane nagging was bad wife nagging would be unbearable.

  11. Greg says:

    Try to make some fun out of this as playing the roles of Vikings, while squashing and tipping everything you see

  12. Greg says:

    find a very peaceful spring to relax at

  13. Shadow says:

    Divorce her, she is clearly riding you.

  14. Niriw says:

    Convince her on riding your grasshopper instead

  15. Vayne Rumar says:

    Would it be possible to rig up your mount to make a grasshopper-powered marriage-carriage?

    If so, join your wife in the back and attempt to enjoy your honeymoon again.

    Otherwise, use the opportunity to gain much needed upper-body strength.

  16. A innocent bystander says:

    Start making up a story to tell your future kids about how you met her.

  17. Doomcat says:

    Wonder why you didn’t get experiance for saving a princess

    OR

    Honeymoon by the sea, hopefully by the aforementioned Lighthouse for your use

  18. Dellis says:

    honeymoon at the charming for-couples-campsite the lighthouse

  19. Moki says:

    Stop dilly dallying. Just Next.

  20. terroc says:

    have your grasshopper carry the cart for you and ride with you wife :)

  21. Riaxh says:

    enjoy SOMETHING.

  22. Vayne Rumar says:

    …or a caelifera-pulled shaggin’ wagon.

    I’m sorry.

  23. Antonio Gutierrez III says:

    I second Vayne Rumar. Also, try to make conversation and hope that she doesn’t slap you in the face. (This is possible James is an idiot-he will screw this up.)

  24. Antonio Gutierrez III says:

    WAIT! Use “Scroll of Summoning Walrus” and make walruscary the carrige! And HOPE that the curse will give you a break this time.

  25. the one who has a longer name than you says:

    Inventory floating curses.

  26. the one who has a longer name than you says:

    Inventory floating curse signs

  27. the one who has a longer name than you says:

    or inventory carriage and wife

  28. DigitalWolf says:

    night fall, its time to get busy with the wife >:|

  29. Loof says:

    Pray to whoever you believe in to that eladrin aren’t some celibate race.

  30. Koyal says:

    Ask her what is her class.

  31. PHANTOM says:

    Wonder if you can just mount up and run as far away from there as possible.

  32. Wizician of the West says:

    Ask if we can go somewhere you want for once.

  33. Teyalora says:

    Fail miserably at something useless.

  34. good idea says:

    give your emerald necklace to you new lovely wife. (but secretly poinson it so that you can get out of this marrage)

  35. MasterBlade says:

    Tie the cart to your mount so you don’t have to carry the cart anymore.

  36. CNinja says:

    Fail miserably at something useful.

  37. roko says:

    Inventory curse signs

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