Enjoy honeymoon
Half of your new family enjoys the honeymoon.
What do you do?
Comment on the lovely sun that’s shining right now.
Grind some EXP with your new bride.
Begin preparing a postnuptual agreement, its the only sensible thing.
Marriage is tough! Ditch the wife.
Hey, where are your wedding gifts?
ask your wife if she would like to switch positions with you for awhile.
Reconfigure the carrige to move by itself.
Insinuate that you get some bonus experience for roleplaying.
Oh no, moving about like this is a bad idea as you may have a random encounter.
And if you thought Jane nagging was bad wife nagging would be unbearable.
Try to make some fun out of this as playing the roles of Vikings, while squashing and tipping everything you see
find a very peaceful spring to relax at
Divorce her, she is clearly riding you.
Convince her on riding your grasshopper instead
Would it be possible to rig up your mount to make a grasshopper-powered marriage-carriage?
If so, join your wife in the back and attempt to enjoy your honeymoon again.
Otherwise, use the opportunity to gain much needed upper-body strength.
Start making up a story to tell your future kids about how you met her.
Wonder why you didn’t get experiance for saving a princess
OR
Honeymoon by the sea, hopefully by the aforementioned Lighthouse for your use
honeymoon at the charming for-couples-campsite the lighthouse
Stop dilly dallying. Just Next.
have your grasshopper carry the cart for you and ride with you wife
enjoy SOMETHING.
…or a caelifera-pulled shaggin’ wagon.
I’m sorry.
I second Vayne Rumar. Also, try to make conversation and hope that she doesn’t slap you in the face. (This is possible James is an idiot-he will screw this up.)
WAIT! Use “Scroll of Summoning Walrus” and make walruscary the carrige! And HOPE that the curse will give you a break this time.
Inventory floating curses.
Inventory floating curse signs
or inventory carriage and wife
night fall, its time to get busy with the wife >:|
Pray to whoever you believe in to that eladrin aren’t some celibate race.
Ask her what is her class.
Wonder if you can just mount up and run as far away from there as possible.
Ask if we can go somewhere you want for once.
Fail miserably at something useless.
give your emerald necklace to you new lovely wife. (but secretly poinson it so that you can get out of this marrage)
Tie the cart to your mount so you don’t have to carry the cart anymore.
Fail miserably at something useful.
Inventory curse signs
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Comment on the lovely sun that’s shining right now.
Grind some EXP with your new bride.
Begin preparing a postnuptual agreement, its the only sensible thing.
Marriage is tough! Ditch the wife.
Hey, where are your wedding gifts?
ask your wife if she would like to switch positions with you for awhile.
Reconfigure the carrige to move by itself.
Insinuate that you get some bonus experience for roleplaying.
Oh no, moving about like this is a bad idea as you may have a random encounter.
And if you thought Jane nagging was bad wife nagging would be unbearable.
Try to make some fun out of this as playing the roles of Vikings, while squashing and tipping everything you see
find a very peaceful spring to relax at
Divorce her, she is clearly riding you.
Convince her on riding your grasshopper instead
Would it be possible to rig up your mount to make a grasshopper-powered marriage-carriage?
If so, join your wife in the back and attempt to enjoy your honeymoon again.
Otherwise, use the opportunity to gain much needed upper-body strength.
Start making up a story to tell your future kids about how you met her.
Wonder why you didn’t get experiance for saving a princess
OR
Honeymoon by the sea, hopefully by the aforementioned Lighthouse for your use
honeymoon at the charming for-couples-campsite the lighthouse
Stop dilly dallying. Just Next.
have your grasshopper carry the cart for you and ride with you wife
enjoy SOMETHING.
…or a caelifera-pulled shaggin’ wagon.
I’m sorry.
I second Vayne Rumar. Also, try to make conversation and hope that she doesn’t slap you in the face. (This is possible James is an idiot-he will screw this up.)
WAIT! Use “Scroll of Summoning Walrus” and make walruscary the carrige! And HOPE that the curse will give you a break this time.
Inventory floating curses.
Inventory floating curse signs
or inventory carriage and wife
night fall, its time to get busy with the wife >:|
Pray to whoever you believe in to that eladrin aren’t some celibate race.
Ask her what is her class.
Wonder if you can just mount up and run as far away from there as possible.
Ask if we can go somewhere you want for once.
Fail miserably at something useless.
give your emerald necklace to you new lovely wife. (but secretly poinson it so that you can get out of this marrage)
Tie the cart to your mount so you don’t have to carry the cart anymore.
Fail miserably at something useful.
Inventory curse signs