Enter the Saloon, step in cowboy style and demand a hard drink
Wait a minute…this barman is not serving soft drinks, let alone hard ones!
What do you do?
Enter the Saloon, step in cowboy style and demand a hard drink
Wait a minute…this barman is not serving soft drinks, let alone hard ones!
What do you do?
First
Take his head name it Joe and leave!
Inventory skull.
Look at the yellow note.
thats not a note, its a washcloth
(That must be the fastest first ever)
Play poker on the round table.
Read the note and invantory some beer/wine to recover some health later.
RS logic FTW.
take the glass and drink it in a cowboy style
OR
Have a montage of fun stuff you can do here!
ok, change read note to loot for money.
Cast animate on the Barkeeper.
Loot.
Start with the skull, then get the stuff on the shelf.
Make friends with the skeleton barkeep.
Inventory his alcohol. It might come in handy as a bribe later on. Or at least get that weird girl to stop following you.
Confide your problems to the barman.
Have a staring contest.
Query as to how the bar keeper Kevin, you new best friend is able to hold himself up, and then ask again for a drink.
make a joke at his expense.
Take all of the drinks. ALL OF THEM.
inventory whiskey
steal one of his rib bones
Check on the guy who sold you that hat!
Inventory the magenta drink.
Take the skull as a force of habit.
OR
Find some cattle to rustle.
OR
Just Ransack.
ignore that he is dead and demand he starts talking
Act like you’re drunk.
Have a staring contest.
Read the note, and suddenly get tangled in a sub-plot.
ask the bartender how business is
Finally, a napkin! Now that’s good service.
Gasp a second George!
Why, that barkeep is ignoring you! Attack!
inspect the TOTALLY coincidental note/ napkin/ paper thingy in his hand.
Or
Ponder how somebody would die in that position… and why nobody would move the corpse.
Investigate the area.
Replace him as bartender and drink on the job
Express your disgust like this:
:lol: 
Inventory the cowboy hat for later use.
inventory saloon
Consider that maybe something ain’t quite right here
It’s a trap…as your health bar is full…
smash your fists on the table and demand service.
Hey, why’d my first comment dissaper?
Realize that somethings wrong as your health bar is full.
Just help yourself to that pink bottle. It looks manly enough.
ask for some spirits then.
start a bar fight with skeletons
Take the napkin the dead barkeep is holding
why did my belt just change?