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Abandon all hope already

Spellslinging time

Your hands burst into water, then flames, then get covered in plants, as you furiously fling spells at Gloria’s captor, but his pegasus flies away and a magic barrier protects him. You have lost your wife.

What do you do?

70 Suggestions for “Abandon all hope already”

  1. MasterBlade says:

    Gloria Montage.

  2. hydrowolfy says:

    Go with runner up.

  3. Banananananas says:

    Cry.

  4. EpicFailMan50 says:

    Go with Krinn.

  5. PHANTOM says:

    Realize what a stupid idea it was to bring a lvl 1 noble with you.

  6. Drali says:

    Levitate+Air Gust+Amplify to Fastball Special Wolverine…errr…the werewolf chick at ‘em!

  7. Kingleo says:

    Completly forget about Gloria and continue on your quest

  8. Holocat says:

    Rescue Gloria

  9. necoo says:

    swear revenge agents the god of plot

  10. Drillgorg says:

    Never give up.

  11. Clyde says:

    Never let down.

  12. Irreverend says:

    Never run around.

  13. ChaoticBrain says:

    Never run around.

  14. GMchris says:

    Never desert.

  15. Loof says:

    Never tell a lie and hurt.

  16. necoo says:

    by the way gm chris if you want to get rid of her this is the worst way of doing it… ppl never want to back down from a challenge

  17. Timothy says:

    Realise you are now down to LESS THAN HALF on the MYSTERY COUNTDOWN.

  18. TJ says:

    Gordan Freeman is NOW THESE HANDS!

  19. reccon says:

    screw Gloria, get Krinn and run!!!!

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