I can tell when a GM wants us to give up our overpoweredness in a certain stat, and in this case I think he definitely wants us to just give over the money. So…
Give them the money so you can get on with your quest.
trust in deusexmachina your lord thy god and cast spells like wild. science says odds of you getting him down in 1 round before he can attack again are a million to 1, but bards and magicians know million to one odds crop up 9 times out of ten. Rule of dramaticness or whatevs
reviewing the story the one looks like it is either you, roy but only in his ray the stupid bard form, or condoR.
Who else has such luck? such accidental success, such unkillability?
And you are the PC here after all, the story is about and seems to revolve around you. Every time you seem out of it you just get pulled back in by some side quest.
Roy said there was a way to know for sure. Your parents probably knew you were the one, that made you a very important test subject, mother experiments on you father made that warrior potion to unlock your strength which we don’t know for sure you didn’t manage to drink…
either that or your talents were locked to keep you safe and hidden from some evil plot and the potion un hides them, but they have been breaking through just enough to keep you alive, I mean you pulled of a nonmagical resurrection the one time you did die…
Who but “the one” could make such an epic god mode potion by accident out of random junk?
you even managed to pull off an impossible bit of multiclassing with the theft of that warlock book. Simply walked into hell And back out with the power to manipulate space and time themselves. etc,
Waste all mana casting spells on Billy
or
Send Warrior Cat to deal with Billy
or
Douglas wakes up to defend you.
or
Deblin saves the day!
or
Krinn saves the day!
Ask how the hell did two kids get a Warforged.
Cry from pain.
aquaint with billy.
Hide behind your wife
Cast spells on Billy.
PARRY
Fire random spells!
Cast Magic Armor!
Examine current curse status.
Recognize Billy.
well at least he is still a low lv… since that hit didn’t kill you… so cast an attack spell
Send warrior cat
Quick summon the cats!
There’s no feasible way to beat this thing by yourself right now.
But the kids are still small, fleshy, and vulnerable.
Counter with CHILD ABDUCTION.
I can tell when a GM wants us to give up our overpoweredness in a certain stat, and in this case I think he definitely wants us to just give over the money. So…
Give them the money so you can get on with your quest.
I think we’re starting to get the hang of this curse, cast Conjure Food on Billy!
fake your death
Stare in amazement.
or
Look at Tania.
conjure food on billy
OR
just give them some money, GOD.
The kids are clearly desperate. Give them some money, but play it off as though it is from goodwill rather than fear.
Being effectively stripped of your magic, rely on your innate charm and persuasiveness.
cast magic armor, illuminate, and summon food on billy. randomizer will ensure at least one of those harms him
also summon random creature with warlock book
have mage cat handle him
Throw a cat at Billy.
Pinch your own cheek. You know, the purple one.
ponder what to do next
Give him your gold, for the love of gods!
Cast an array of spells at him in an attempt that one of them accidentally does something useful.
Random spell time
trust in deusexmachina your lord thy god and cast spells like wild. science says odds of you getting him down in 1 round before he can attack again are a million to 1, but bards and magicians know million to one odds crop up 9 times out of ten. Rule of dramaticness or whatevs
especially for the one. your father probably won a title of nobility at some point during his long life of constant epicness
reviewing the story the one looks like it is either you, roy but only in his ray the stupid bard form, or condoR.
Who else has such luck? such accidental success, such unkillability?
And you are the PC here after all, the story is about and seems to revolve around you. Every time you seem out of it you just get pulled back in by some side quest.
Roy said there was a way to know for sure. Your parents probably knew you were the one, that made you a very important test subject, mother experiments on you father made that warrior potion to unlock your strength which we don’t know for sure you didn’t manage to drink…
either that or your talents were locked to keep you safe and hidden from some evil plot and the potion un hides them, but they have been breaking through just enough to keep you alive, I mean you pulled of a nonmagical resurrection the one time you did die…
Who but “the one” could make such an epic god mode potion by accident out of random junk?
you even managed to pull off an impossible bit of multiclassing with the theft of that warlock book. Simply walked into hell And back out with the power to manipulate space and time themselves. etc,
Soil yourself in terror.
Quick, cast Amplify on Billy!
Waste all mana casting spells on Billy
or
Send Warrior Cat to deal with Billy
or
Douglas wakes up to defend you.
or
Deblin saves the day!
or
Krinn saves the day!
Cast anything.
Use magic wildly!
Cast a random spell in retaliation.
cast summon food on billy
Cast random spell at Billy Mace.
Try to think of what Techy would do in a situation like this. And if that fails; Try to get them to scram by “buying” something from them.
Abduct the children. Warforged are slow.
And try to engage “Billy” in a verbal exchange so you can tell what level he is.
Cast wet pants and panic.
Try to get your combat multiplier even higher!
Offer them the carriage in exchange for your life.
Wut jo talkin bout, Willis?