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Can’t walk toward the light

Ruin the moment

The moon goddess allows you to ask one question. You’ll surely use this power once you regain your eyesight.

What do you do?

77 Suggestions for “Can’t walk toward the light”

  1. Kouk says:

    Ask what you’re supposed to do now that you went to the temple as instructed.

    OR

    Ask why Jane’s such a killjoy.

  2. Gl1tch says:

    Ask who the one is
    Ask where Fade is
    Ask how to remove your curse
    Ask for the secret to happiness

  3. Greg says:

    Wheres the washroom?

  4. Greg says:

    Ask “If a man speaks in the forest, and his wife isn’t there t hear him, is he still wrong?”

  5. Chowder says:

    Ask a long, rambling question that manages to cover all your questions. See if you can bamboozle the moon into answering more than one that way.

  6. Greg says:

    Ask “Will I Ever get mah goatee back?”

  7. Blue_Elite says:

    Ask what question you should ask.

  8. Zarincos says:

    Ask how to remove the curse.

  9. Realmhopper says:

    Ask how you can find Fade.

  10. VDOgamez says:

    Ask how to stop the chaos that Verzavt has unleashed upon the world.

  11. Sepherene says:

    Three words: run on sentence.

  12. jeremy says:

    i agree with Chowder

  13. DJ Mana T says:

    Ask for a detailed step-by-step guide for how to save the world.

    Alternately, ask her to make your walrus statue a real walrus!… Preferably one that isn’t beaten up and battered. And can talk. And maybe farts rainbows. Maybe if you say please enough times she’ll actually consider the rainbow farts.

  14. HORKAK says:

    ask where fade is!!!

  15. me123 says:

    Ask who is the One.

  16. me says:

    politely ask if she will please tell you how to remove the curse, only to have her say “yes, tomorrow”

  17. Muffinmanifestation says:

    Wonder why the timer isn’t going down.

  18. me says:

    or “can you please tell me where to find fade?”
    “yes I could”

    next day
    “would you?”
    reply “I suppose. if I was asked”

    yet another day later
    “where is fade?”

  19. me says:

    Or begin to ask your question only to be interrupted with PheoniX CondoR’s return. You are carried off, helpless you look back for rescue only to see that jackass slave Douglas is dumb and startled enough to say “what was that!” and have that taken as the question

  20. me says:

    Or another druid who wasn’t there when you sued and doesn’t know what was going on return from wherever druids would go when not at their temple, see you there, rush in to push you out shouting “who the hell is this” with the moon replying with your name.

  21. NightFlame says:

    Ask her where to find Fade.

  22. Kodyack says:

    Ask what the floating numbers mean.

  23. TJ says:

    Ask if they’ll give you a pair of sunglasses.

  24. Piotyr says:

    Ask something REALLY STUPID
    Or
    Ask if you can have a pony

  25. Kayar says:

    Ask if the lolrus can be reborn.

  26. digitalwolf says:

    Ask about your destiny!

  27. digitalwolf says:

    Ok, ask this…

    “oh great moon goddess, please tell me every thing i need to do to save the world and not have it end in my death.”

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