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Dear Diary…

It’s getting dark, find a good place to shelter

You lie down and aimlessly look back and forth. Pretty much what you do most of the nights.

What do you do?

Author’s note: Afraid I can’t do tomorrow’s first panel for personal reasons.

69 Suggestions for “Dear Diary…”

  1. Vayne Rumar says:

    Hell hath no fury…

    Become highly concerned for the safety of your groin for no apparent reason; fashion a makeshift cup/chastity belt.

  2. Shadow says:

    Go say hi to your wife.

  3. Mark says:

    Talk to your wife and tell her that no matter what girl you will meet on your journey, she will be the only one that matters. Tell her also that when you were in town where there were only girls, you didn’t feel anything because they weren’t the one meant for you, the one that is Gloria

  4. Uberredheadofdoom says:

    Read some more of that book that governs existence.

  5. Jeff says:

    Read the rulebook.

  6. Jack, the Super Saiyen says:

    Find some way to screw things up.

  7. Buront says:

    Read the rulebook.

  8. zeta-mus says:

    Attempt to talk to your wife

  9. Cathral says:

    Pretend to sleep, it has always interested you in what it was like to sleep

  10. maxx111 says:

    rule 34 for number 34

  11. Blue_Elite says:

    Realize you kissed a girl and freak out.

  12. Piña says:

    Go up to your wife and say “Oh yeah, what are you going to do, kill every woman on earth? Sheesh! Grow up little lady!”

  13. Blue_Elite says:

    Talk with Joshua.

  14. Kodyack says:

    Open the book to a random page and read whats inside.

  15. Seach says:

    Tell Gloria to get in the tent for some good lovin’!

  16. wander through the camp squishing bugs under you feet until you level up

  17. completely forget about your wife

  18. BoozeAddict says:

    /what max said

  19. greg says:

    What Blue-Elite said, talk to joshua
    OR
    Try to figure out what that blue orby thing does.

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