Read the rulebook
Your rulebook now consists of writing which seems to be about you, and all the chapters are missing.
What do you do?
Draw a Walrus in the book.
Tell him you miss him and ask how he’s doing that. It’s pretty BAMFish
OH NO DEBLIN’S TRAPED DESTROY THE RULEBOOK!!!! or do something smart
Tell him you miss him. Ask where he is.
AH! It’s a horcrux! Where’s a basilisk fang when you need one?
Ask him where he is.
Write down the rule that James can’t die.
Remember who Deblin is
I second kamikaze’s epic suggestion.
or
tell him you got married.
Turn around dramatically
Hi Deblin! I’m alive AND married! Where are you?
WHERE THE F*** ARE YOU?????
I second: Tell him you got married OR Draw a walrus.
Write back something incredibility random.
Write “This is a Long Distance communications spell, Right?”
write
THIS MUST BE A MAGIC CONVERSATION BOOK! Quickly tell Deblin of all the manly things you’ve done.
Describe in excruciating detail the ice cream you got from the golems to the magical book
Draw a very disfigured walrus
Shocked, write a scream in the book.
Definitely make walrus posters out of the pages and attempt to learn the walrus spell you used when you were young!
write random gibberish
write what the crap man
Ask the book a question.
Realize that this is very similar to Tom Riddle’s Diary from Harry Potter and the Chamber of Secrets,
OR
Treat it like your personal record, and bend reality to your will.
I second LolaDaRouge.
Write what’s up. Obviously, the rulebook wants you to be officially part of the universe.
Ask him if he can remove your curse! After all, he was able to revive Jane (sort of)!
draw lolrus in the book or change a rule in the rule book allowing mages to remove any curse placed on them
Write a short summary of a few major events then ask where he is.
Write “What is up if not a figment of our imaginations, what if down was up, or why not left? -JAMES (your name is in all caps to show Deblin how great you are)
draw a picture of the moon with your face in it substituting the man on the moon thing
Ask him if he has seen your BFF Jill lol zomg.
A picture is worth a thousand words, draw your current situation.
tell Deblin of all the manly things you’ve done.
I got married! Happy Face.
Draw a copy of the painting “The Scream” as a reply.
Draw C’thulu.
Write back about your recent adventures and wait for a reply.
Attempt to reply, but lose book to “read n’ wipe” technique.
Cast “reply” on the book
Realize that Deblin was actually a book the entire time.
Rewrite all of the rules to how you see fit.
Flashback to what it was exactly that you gave to the Knight of flight.
Write down all your innermost thoughts and desires…
Namely candy at the moment.
Respond in kind
Suddenly remember about Deblin and start crying as you’re thinking that he is dead.
Suffer from connection issues during your live ‘rulebook cast’!!
Tell him what has happened since you split up, ask him where he is.
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Draw a Walrus in the book.
Tell him you miss him and ask how he’s doing that. It’s pretty BAMFish
OH NO DEBLIN’S TRAPED DESTROY THE RULEBOOK!!!!
or do something smart
Tell him you miss him. Ask where he is.
AH! It’s a horcrux! Where’s a basilisk fang when you need one?
Ask him where he is.
Write down the rule that James can’t die.
Remember who Deblin is
I second kamikaze’s epic suggestion.
or
tell him you got married.
Turn around dramatically
Hi Deblin! I’m alive AND married! Where are you?
WHERE THE F*** ARE YOU?????
I second:
Tell him you got married
OR
Draw a walrus.
Write back something incredibility random.
Write “This is a Long Distance communications spell, Right?”
write
THIS MUST BE A MAGIC CONVERSATION BOOK! Quickly tell Deblin of all the manly things you’ve done.
Describe in excruciating detail the ice cream you got from the golems to the magical book
Draw a very disfigured walrus
Shocked, write a scream in the book.
Definitely make walrus posters out of the pages and attempt to learn the walrus spell you used when you were young!
write random gibberish
write what the crap man
Ask the book a question.
Realize that this is very similar to Tom Riddle’s Diary from Harry Potter and the Chamber of Secrets,
OR
Treat it like your personal record, and bend reality to your will.
I second LolaDaRouge.
Write what’s up. Obviously, the rulebook wants you to be officially part of the universe.
Ask him if he can remove your curse! After all, he was able to revive Jane (sort of)!
draw lolrus in the book or change a rule in the rule book allowing mages to remove any curse placed on them
Write a short summary of a few major events then ask where he is.
Write “What is up if not a figment of our imaginations, what if down was up, or why not left? -JAMES (your name is in all caps to show Deblin how great you are)
draw a picture of the moon with your face in it substituting the man on the moon thing
Ask him if he has seen your BFF Jill lol zomg.
A picture is worth a thousand words, draw your current situation.
tell Deblin of all the manly things you’ve done.
I got married! Happy Face.
OR
Draw a copy of the painting “The Scream” as a reply.
OR
Draw C’thulu.
Write back about your recent adventures and wait for a reply.
Attempt to reply, but lose book to “read n’ wipe” technique.
Cast “reply” on the book
Realize that Deblin was actually a book the entire time.
Hi Deblin! I’m alive AND married! Where are you?
Rewrite all of the rules to how you see fit.
Flashback to what it was exactly that you gave to the Knight of flight.
Write down all your innermost thoughts and desires…
Namely candy at the moment.
Respond in kind
Suddenly remember about Deblin and start crying as you’re thinking that he is dead.
Suffer from connection issues during your live ‘rulebook cast’!!
Tell him what has happened since you split up, ask him where he is.