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Grain castle

Run faster to the next plot, or the time will end on the timer

You reach a sand castle connected to sand walls. Surroudning them would take way too long, so you decide to go through, which isn’t a problem since there aren’t any guards at the gate. In fact, you don’t really hear any normal sounds you’d expect from a town.

What do you do?

49 Suggestions for “Grain castle”

  1. Iccc says:

    Walk in.

  2. Antipope says:

    Tell expert team to be alert

  3. Purpelraven says:

    Break through the wall minecraft style.

  4. redfishfire says:

    bust down a wall of a sand house and yell “OH YEAH!”

  5. Duck says:

    Look for giants, this is obviously a sandcastle made by them.

  6. Some Random Awesome Person says:

    Build a bigger castle to show off.

  7. Piotyr says:

    Be depressed and just ignore the next plot thread

  8. Uberredheadofdoom says:

    Get ambushed.

  9. Ranger Dan says:

    Wonder how you came to the conclusion that the number in the corner was a timer

  10. honeyman says:

    barge in asking for money

  11. Jenn the Hen says:

    Say “Hello” and wait for the echo.

  12. Ann Idiot says:

    IT’S A TRAP!

  13. Silver says:

    Yell “FIRE” and see if someone panics enough for hilarity to ensue.

  14. Kamikaze says:

    Rob them of their beach balls.

  15. Choppstix says:

    Wonder why there is a triangle over your head.

  16. Visionary says:

    Go in, wary, and tell the others to stay alert.

  17. Max says:

    Make the sounds you would expect from a town to put the others at ease

  18. Rawrd00d says:

    Send Fade in first.

  19. Syaoran says:

    walk straight through all of the sand walls to get to the next plot in order to rescue gloria.

  20. Kouk says:

    It’s a trap!!!

    (again)

  21. Kgummy says:

    Exclaim something about the situation that would have been relevant five seconds earlier, but is now entirely obvious.

  22. me says:

    deblin was here. all dead?

  23. me says:

    its a sand tarp

  24. me says:

    its a tarp

  25. DKB says:

    Pose in a hard boiled manner ’cause shit JUST GOT REAL

  26. VDOgamez says:

    Ask if anybody knows what your new curse/status is.

  27. Azreal says:

    Liquify the walls. You know you want to.

  28. Wizician of the West says:

    CRAB PEOPLE

  29. necoo says:

    do something elves should never do

  30. Cathral says:

    Build your own sandcastle, you are far better at crafting sand

  31. Micteu says:

    Come to the next point in the plot without being interrupted by frivolities. Things are serious. Dead Serious. As seriously dead as a deadly seriousness.

  32. Kamikaze says:

    Start chanting your favorite song like in a similar previous adventure…

  33. Revane says:

    This must be the town you ransacked. Recall the glorious tales of your previous desert adventure to your party members.

  34. hero122 says:

    Act serious. And buy some level 5 mage equiptment.

  35. Vengroe says:

    Anyone else just notice the red curse, or am I just that clueless?

  36. Demonio Penguino says:

    Burst through the wall Kool-aid man style.
    (BTW Vengroe, just to let you know, that appeared when James ate the capsule. I only just noticed it myself. :P )

  37. Vuanaunt says:

    Is your mana bar… turning green?

  38. Wolfhowl44 says:

    Knock it down like the bully you are.

  39. NightFlame says:

    Send in a Doppleganger.

  40. TJ says:

    Kick sand in Fade’s face.

  41. Mushy says:

    Jump though the sandcastle Kool-Aid Man style shouting “OH YEAH!”

  42. Aezen says:

    *screams “why does no one care i have another curse?”* :D

  43. Kayar says:

    Play beach volleyball on the roof against your enemies-… oh no, wait, never mind.

  44. Jeremy says:

    Claim the castle as your own.

  45. Chaotick says:

    Start building an opponent sandcastle.

  46. DynamoDan says:

    urinate on the castle walls before going in

  47. Find Ninja Cat and add her to your army!

  48. Timothy says:

    Wait! You forgot to do that thing that Deblin told you to do!

  49. Vozw says:

    Going around, not surroundNIng.

    Set up headquarters.

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