Ask Gloria how far the temple is
It’s probably going to take longer than a day.
What do you do?
He’ll be okay, he’s a vampire. You and your wife, on the other hand…
DUCK AND COVER.
Leave Douglas behind and keep going. No one likes him.
Inspect the dart.
I second NightFlame, not because it’s a good idea, but because it’d be just like James Woodrock to inspect the dart without first getting out of danger.
Stand between Gloria and the general direction the dart came from.
Prepare for the random encounter.
Loot the dart then throw a random (yeah… we need to get that curse away) spell at the dart’s general direction.
OR
RUNLIKEHELL!!!
Flee
Surrender
I second Lancer: DUCK AND COVER.
Its OBVIOUSLY the slavers come back to take douglas to their slave town.
ignore him he is just goofing off
Use Douglas as a meatshield and you and Gloria will be just fine.
Comment on how funny Douglas’s face looks right now.
Throw the dart back.
Scream like a little girl.
Just go with the flow.
First get hit with a dart and then while you are in a dart-coma have a flashback to when you got hit with a dart before
Shout out something dramatic -or- Poke Douglas to see if he’s alright
Leave Gloria for dead.
Shield Gloria from the attackers
(Going to guess the countdown timer is the # of strips to the revealing)
Put the dart in your inventory.
Cast invisibility on Gloria and yourself.
It’s probably a love note to Douglas of some kind, attempt to decipher what it says to Douglas.
DUCK! Let archer cat handle it.
(Don’t worry we still have 78 more pages left.) Do CPR on Douglas.
Well… we’re screwed.
OOH! SHINY RED THING! Quick, steal it from Douglas so you can make a kick-ass necklace out of it!
Then look at the source, see if you can find any more.
gasp dramatically
Bear your behind, you’re about to get tranquilized, might as well give them a target.
Hide your wife behind Douglas and act like the hero that you are!
cast spells in the darts general direction, useing EXACTLY 4 mana. why? i like the number 4.
Scream: “I SHALL AVENGE YOU DOUGLAS!” as you run away with your wife in tow.
Cast magic armor on your wife to protect her!
Hell be fine he’s a vampire.
EPIC EVASION!
Flee, you are obviously useless with that damn curse.
Wonder why you don’t get a cool necklace, and Douglas does I mean your cooler than he is
Do a dance!
Hye cool! A smiley I made!
Throw something from your inventory with your eyes closed in a random direction, accidentally hitting whoever attacked Douglas.
Bravely defend your wife!
use Douglas corpse for a meat shield
Cast liquify in the direction the dart came from.
pink mount http://www.japanprobe.com/2010/08/09/pink-grasshopper/
^not my suggestion
I second 794.
summon something capable of saving you
or give up
Suck the poison out of his system!
Also: Ignore the irony of what you’re doing!
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He’ll be okay, he’s a vampire. You and your wife, on the other hand…
DUCK AND COVER.
Leave Douglas behind and keep going. No one likes him.
Inspect the dart.
I second NightFlame, not because it’s a good idea, but because it’d be just like James Woodrock to inspect the dart without first getting out of danger.
Stand between Gloria and the general direction the dart came from.
Prepare for the random encounter.
Loot the dart then throw a random (yeah… we need to get that curse away) spell at the dart’s general direction.
OR
RUNLIKEHELL!!!
Flee
OR
Surrender
I second Lancer:
DUCK AND COVER.
Its OBVIOUSLY the slavers come back to take douglas to their slave town.
ignore him he is just goofing off
Use Douglas as a meatshield and you and Gloria will be just fine.
Comment on how funny Douglas’s face looks right now.
OR
Throw the dart back.
Scream like a little girl.
Just go with the flow.
First get hit with a dart and then while you are in a dart-coma have a flashback to when you got hit with a dart before
Shout out something dramatic
-or-
Poke Douglas to see if he’s alright
Leave Gloria for dead.
Shield Gloria from the attackers
(Going to guess the countdown timer is the # of strips to the revealing)
Put the dart in your inventory.
Cast invisibility on Gloria and yourself.
It’s probably a love note to Douglas of some kind, attempt to decipher what it says to Douglas.
DUCK!
Let archer cat handle it.
(Don’t worry we still have 78 more pages left.)
Do CPR on Douglas.
Well… we’re screwed.
OOH! SHINY RED THING!
Quick, steal it from Douglas so you can make a kick-ass necklace out of it!
Then look at the source, see if you can find any more.
gasp dramatically
Bear your behind, you’re about to get tranquilized, might as well give them a target.
Hide your wife behind Douglas and act like the hero that you are!
cast spells in the darts general direction, useing EXACTLY 4 mana. why? i like the number 4.
Scream: “I SHALL AVENGE YOU DOUGLAS!” as you run away with your wife in tow.
Cast magic armor on your wife to protect her!
Hell be fine he’s a vampire.
EPIC EVASION!
Flee, you are obviously useless with that damn curse.
Wonder why you don’t get a cool necklace, and Douglas does I mean your cooler than he is
Do a dance!
Hye cool! A smiley I made!
Throw something from your inventory with your eyes closed in a random direction, accidentally hitting whoever attacked Douglas.
Bravely defend your wife!
use Douglas corpse for a meat shield
Cast liquify in the direction the dart came from.
pink mount
http://www.japanprobe.com/2010/08/09/pink-grasshopper/
^not my suggestion
I second 794.
summon something capable of saving you
or give up
Suck the poison out of his system!
Also: Ignore the irony of what you’re doing!