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I have bad news

Ask Gloria how far the temple is

It’s probably going to take longer than a day.

What do you do?

50 Suggestions for “I have bad news”

  1. Lancer says:

    He’ll be okay, he’s a vampire. You and your wife, on the other hand…

    DUCK AND COVER.

  2. Drillgorg says:

    Leave Douglas behind and keep going. No one likes him.

  3. NightFlame says:

    Inspect the dart.

  4. Lancer says:

    I second NightFlame, not because it’s a good idea, but because it’d be just like James Woodrock to inspect the dart without first getting out of danger.

  5. Vengroe says:

    Stand between Gloria and the general direction the dart came from.

  6. Some Random Awesome Person says:

    Prepare for the random encounter.

  7. 794 says:

    Loot the dart then throw a random (yeah… we need to get that curse away) spell at the dart’s general direction.

  8. 794 says:

    OR

    RUNLIKEHELL!!!

  9. BardVLW says:

    Flee

    OR

    Surrender

  10. Ijon Tichy says:

    I second Lancer:
    DUCK AND COVER.

  11. roko says:

    Its OBVIOUSLY the slavers come back to take douglas to their slave town.

  12. necoo says:

    ignore him he is just goofing off

  13. AVega says:

    Use Douglas as a meatshield and you and Gloria will be just fine.

  14. Azreal says:

    Comment on how funny Douglas’s face looks right now.

    OR

    Throw the dart back.

  15. Shadow says:

    Scream like a little girl.

  16. hydrowolfy says:

    Just go with the flow.

  17. Yomojo says:

    First get hit with a dart and then while you are in a dart-coma have a flashback to when you got hit with a dart before

  18. Masuhiro says:

    Shout out something dramatic
    -or-
    Poke Douglas to see if he’s alright

  19. tggda says:

    Leave Gloria for dead.

  20. zeta-mus says:

    Shield Gloria from the attackers

  21. zeta-mus says:

    (Going to guess the countdown timer is the # of strips to the revealing)

  22. Mushy says:

    Put the dart in your inventory.

  23. zeta-mus says:

    Cast invisibility on Gloria and yourself.

  24. DynamoDan says:

    It’s probably a love note to Douglas of some kind, attempt to decipher what it says to Douglas.

  25. Duck says:

    DUCK!
    Let archer cat handle it.

  26. HellMage501 says:

    (Don’t worry we still have 78 more pages left.)
    Do CPR on Douglas.

  27. Wolfhowl44 says:

    Well… we’re screwed.

  28. Vayne Rumar says:

    OOH! SHINY RED THING!
    Quick, steal it from Douglas so you can make a kick-ass necklace out of it!

    Then look at the source, see if you can find any more.

  29. honeyman says:

    gasp dramatically

  30. Nicholas says:

    Bear your behind, you’re about to get tranquilized, might as well give them a target.

  31. Kouk says:

    Hide your wife behind Douglas and act like the hero that you are!

  32. hero122 says:

    cast spells in the darts general direction, useing EXACTLY 4 mana. why? i like the number 4.

  33. Rawrd00d says:

    Scream: “I SHALL AVENGE YOU DOUGLAS!” as you run away with your wife in tow.

  34. Greed145 says:

    Cast magic armor on your wife to protect her!

  35. Wizician of the West says:

    Hell be fine he’s a vampire.

  36. Alex says:

    EPIC EVASION!

  37. Demonio Penguino says:

    Flee, you are obviously useless with that damn curse.

  38. Cathral says:

    Wonder why you don’t get a cool necklace, and Douglas does I mean your cooler than he is

  39. Kaelgren says:

    Do a dance! :P

  40. Kaelgren says:

    Hye cool! A smiley I made! :P :P :P

  41. Kgummy says:

    Throw something from your inventory with your eyes closed in a random direction, accidentally hitting whoever attacked Douglas.

  42. Lunar-tic says:

    Bravely defend your wife!

  43. Mikau says:

    use Douglas corpse for a meat shield

  44. Timothy says:

    Cast liquify in the direction the dart came from.

  45. me says:

    ^not my suggestion

  46. Spenser says:

    I second 794.

  47. necoo says:

    summon something capable of saving you

  48. necoo says:

    or give up

  49. TJ says:

    Suck the poison out of his system!

    Also: Ignore the irony of what you’re doing!

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