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Leave it to the lunar

Ask her how to remove your curse

Well that didn’t answer much of anything…you should have asked about when your goatee’s growing back.

What do you do?

50 Suggestions for “Leave it to the lunar”

  1. PHANTOM says:

    This woman is terminally stupid. Disregard her and leave in great dissapointment.

  2. PHANTOM says:

    You asked how to get rid of it, not why you have it.

  3. Revane says:

    It probably is a favor considering how much we stupid shit we do.

  4. GMchris says:

    She DID say how to get rid of it PHANTOM.

    “Learn your lesson”

  5. Werbluten the bleeder says:

    Make a snide comment regarding the uselessness of deities and how everyone know it.

  6. risen says:

    Cast a “worship” spell as a sign of thankfulnes…. and then it turns into INCINERATE.

    GUESS IT IS A BIT OF A NUICEANCE SUCHA CURSE EH? CHARRED REMAINS OF A TEMPLE!

  7. Nikochan says:

    cast create food to offer it to the goddess, ignoring your curse

  8. Duck says:

    Ask her how to return the flying continent to its place.

  9. Niriw says:

    Ask her if it is not to cheat

  10. Mark says:

    You asked her how to get rid of it, not what it is. Use Lawyer cat to sue har and have her pay you back with answering more questions

  11. Dragon Of War says:

    Agree with using Lawyer Cat to sue her and have her to pay you back by answering 3 more questions for FREE.Ask about… “Where is Fade?” , “Can you remove my curse ? And i dont want the Blah blah blah.” and ” Who is “The One”"

  12. Saint_Lancealot says:

    I agree with Dragon Of War

  13. ChaoticBrain says:

    I’m with the Lawyer Cat solution.

  14. Kodyack says:

    Lawyer Cat is only a short term solution; Wait another night and then ask the exact value of pi in revenge.

  15. Shadow says:

    Ask her what the hell is she talking about.

  16. Koyal says:

    Ask teacher cat to teach you a lesson.
    or
    Ask philosopher cat what she meant.
    or
    Use your own brain for a change, and ponder if your lesson has something to do with you abusing the supernatural powers of the record.

  17. Antipope says:

    Show her how much of a “blessing” it is, Cast “Conjure Food” on her!

  18. Titumau says:

    Ask about “the one”

  19. Xod says:

    Ask when my goatee is growing back.

  20. Zarincos says:

    I’m agreeing with the DragonOfWar/lawyer cat solution.

  21. AVega says:

    She seems nice, ask if she’ll be your new mommy

  22. Holocat says:

    Realize that Luna is correct, as you would never have made so many kitten friends if you hadn’t had such a curse cast on you.

  23. A innocent bystander says:

    Sic your cats on her.

  24. Wolfhowl44 says:

    Look up her skirt.

  25. Wolfhowl44 says:

    OR
    Ask her the same question, maybe she is like CleverBot.

  26. JamestheElf says:

    Well, as she did not actually answer how to get rid of your curse…
    Ask another question. Like, “Who is The One”?

  27. Greg says:

    Ask her if you can ask another question
    OR
    Wait another night to ask her another question
    OR
    Ask Douglas if he has any fantangled adventures to go on.

  28. Riaxh says:

    Point out that she still hasn’t answered your question, and whilst she may view it as a “blessing”, the correct terminology is still “curse” and therefore misinterpretation of the definition of the curse is not a valid loophole for not answering.

  29. tggda says:

    Storm out of the temple angrily.

  30. me says:

    cast a spell of summon food to offer it in thanks of her advice. and due to the curse have it turn to some shadow spell covering the temple of light in elemental darkness.

    Although we all know the curse will be deus ex machina at some point where you accidentally find an invincible enemy’s weakness and defeat it.
    “magic armor?!! NOOOOOOO! How did you know my weakness!”

  31. Supernerd says:

    Give the temple back to the druids. You have enough enemies already.

  32. Blue_Elite says:

    Realize the power was within you all along… or something…

  33. Timothy says:

    Stare at her disapprovingly.

  34. Vayne Rumar says:

    Pull the sword out of your forehead, Mudy.

  35. Realmhopper says:

    Tell her Violet is looking for her

  36. Angryguy says:

    Ask how to find the guy who put the curse in you, so you can thank him

  37. necoo says:

    i have learned your lesson now tell me how to get rid of it b****

  38. MasterBlade says:

    Ask for a refund.

  39. terroc says:

    thats it, we’re taking out next level in not mage

  40. Koyal says:

    “I wasnt talking about the Eye of Wrath! I was talking about Jane!”
    or
    “I wasnt talking about the Eye of Wrath! I was talking about this soo to be wife!”
    or
    “I wasnt talking about the Eye of Wrath! I was talking about my mother!”
    or
    “I wasnt talking about the Eye of Wrath! I was talking about the voices in my head, telling me to do weird stuff!”
    or
    “I wasnt talking about the Eye of Wrath! I was talking about being only level 5!”

  41. honeyman says:

    im going with dragonwar
    or
    walk out mumbling gibberish to yourself

  42. Duck says:

    Who is the one?

  43. Loof says:

    Ask her what the lesson is.

  44. darkgryffon says:

    i agree with the dragonofwar/lawyer cat solution

  45. Yomojo says:

    Lawyer cat FTW!!!!

  46. Kouk says:

    Demand a redo.

  47. Farchiten says:

    Learn teh lesson!

  48. SaucyYum says:

    You didn’t tell me how to remove the curse though!

  49. Demonio Penguino says:

    Sue her for bad information.

  50. Dellis says:

    Time to learn your lesson, James. Cry bitter tears as you do so.

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