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Mooning

Stand up and exclaim something profound

This is as heroic as you get.

What do you do?

40 Suggestions for “Mooning”

  1. Arie says:

    Ask Jane where the moon is

  2. honeyman says:

    run out without any clothes on

  3. Uberredheadofdoom says:

    Begin your journey to Moon place immediately.

  4. reginaldmcmuffin says:

    Were’s my Wife?

  5. Iccc says:

    Get Janes help to find this ‘Moon place’

  6. necoo says:

    get dressed in a heroic fashion into your clothing that have undoubtedly been dyed pink by your wife

  7. Bentendowhis says:

    Get yo clothes on fool!

  8. KZero says:

    Dramatic scene shift!

  9. Greg says:

    act like nothing’s wrong

    OR

    Tell off the doctor for doing nothing useful

  10. Wolfhowl44 says:

    Tie the bedsheet to your back, march directly to the moon palace.

  11. Shadow says:

    Stand up proudly.

  12. DKB says:

    Get a tan so you don’t blind Jane

  13. Some Random Awesome Person says:

    Get some Heroic new clothing for your new Quest.

  14. Kodyack says:

    Prepare your adventuring garments.

  15. zoob da noob says:

    2nd wolfhowl

  16. Loof says:

    Realize you just made an (ex?-)undead recoil in horror and/or disgust.

  17. ChaoticBrain says:

    Go to place, and moon it.

  18. Vayne Rumar says:

    Wait! Don’t forget to get rid of the curse! For free!

    Magically nudity is MUCH funnier than normal nudity.

  19. Lancer says:

    Clothe yourself before Mr. T comes back.

  20. zeta-mus says:

    Ask killj-, I mean Jane, what her problem is.

  21. srdudeman says:

    james has been nude alot in these comics

  22. Realmhopper says:

    Go to moon place

  23. DigitalWolf says:

    remain unaware of your birthday suit and proclaim your revelation to EVERYONE

  24. Riaxh says:

    re-equip clothing…..now.

  25. Duck says:

    Run as you discovered the principle of flotation.

  26. EpicFailMan50 says:

    Wonder why your wife isnt there to admire you. go find her.

  27. Timothy says:

    Notice that your mana is shinier now.

  28. hero122 says:

    inster clothes, and then, begin search for deblin.

  29. AMRIV says:

    Quickly, ask Gloria where the moon place is before you forget!

  30. Cathral says:

    Find some dirt and eat it, you need some more flavor to be the hero you know you are!

  31. LolaDaRogue says:

    act like they’re the crazy ones…again.

  32. TJ says:

    Swipe at that last remaining curse… Maybe it’ll go away if you hit it hard enough.

  33. hydrowolfy says:

    This is an important quest! Immediately set upon it with no distractions.

  34. NightFlame says:

    Put on your clothes!

  35. Hero123XYZ says:

    Remember how killjoy said something about wasting her mana, and how a long time ago she said she doesn’t use mana, and expose her as an imposter

  36. Hero123XYZ says:

    or just a hypocrit

  37. necoo says:

    wait… jane wouldn’t freak out like that, she would just use her censerize spell, and she doesn’t use manna either… save yourself from the wench

  38. Koyal says:

    Find whoever stole your clothes!

  39. Blue_Elite says:

    Get some new clothes.

    OR

    Reveal the Jane in front of you to be an impostor.

  40. Dreadclaw says:

    This calls for a scientific approach to the problem!

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