Go into a syrup coma
Ok, obviously you have no idea what a coma is, but it doesn’t really matter, since Violet isn’t here for some reason.
What do you do?
Wonder why the walls are swirly.
Ask her where Murray is!
Ask her to hand over Murray!
See if Violets still made at you.
We can’t be certain that this is really her, and not just a mirror demon.
Wave your arms about like a loony, and see if she follows suit.
Demand that she explain first!
OR
Demand that she get out of your mind!
As long as she’s here, ask her if she knows what the number in the top-left corner means.
Remind her how stupid keeping the skulls a secret was in as sarcastic a way as possible.
Explain that syrup brought you here, then ask how the skulls are doing.
Ignore her, she was mean last time you met. And the time before that and so on.
Ask how Murray is
ask her where her fly familiar is
Revert like you were totally expecting this.
but explain you don’t know why…
Emerge from your coma and strangle the mayor of Canaia for trying to poison you!
Ask if there’s any way to stop the hellspawns.
listen to what she says but think about corn (again)
Dream yourself as king of the world.
Solve the puzzle, but acting like someone else.
ask what happened to her and the others.
or Next.
“wait, who are you again?…ooh look pretty unicorns!”
Ask her where you are and what the number in the corner is.
… as if we didn’t know it was a countdown to some special strip
Delicious corn…
Pinch her to see if she’s dreaming.
Wake up in a sugary sweat with a black eye.
Syrup bad trip time.
realize that the syrup was magical and if you drink too much of it the consequences could be dire… but all around unpredictable
Continue with synchronized speech.
Snap out of the coma. NOW!
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Wonder why the walls are swirly.
Ask her where Murray is!
Ask her to hand over Murray!
See if Violets still made at you.
We can’t be certain that this is really her, and not just a mirror demon.
Wave your arms about like a loony, and see if she follows suit.
Demand that she explain first!
OR
Demand that she get out of your mind!
As long as she’s here, ask her if she knows what the number in the top-left corner means.
Remind her how stupid keeping the skulls a secret was in as sarcastic a way as possible.
Explain that syrup brought you here, then ask how the skulls are doing.
As long as she’s here, ask her if she knows what the number in the top-left corner means.
Ignore her, she was mean last time you met. And the time before that and so on.
Ask how Murray is
ask her where her fly familiar is
Revert like you were totally expecting this.
but explain you don’t know why…
Ask her where Murray is!
Emerge from your coma and strangle the mayor of Canaia for trying to poison you!
Ask if there’s any way to stop the hellspawns.
listen to what she says but think about corn (again)
Dream yourself as king of the world.
Solve the puzzle, but acting like someone else.
ask what happened to her and the others.
or Next.
“wait, who are you again?…ooh look pretty unicorns!”
Ask her where you are and what the number in the corner is.
… as if we didn’t know it was a countdown to some special strip
Delicious corn…
Pinch her to see if she’s dreaming.
Wake up in a sugary sweat with a black eye.
Syrup bad trip time.
realize that the syrup was magical and if you drink too much of it the consequences could be dire… but all around unpredictable
Continue with synchronized speech.
Snap out of the coma. NOW!
*is?