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We ride like we mean it

Hold your breath for candy now

Oh yea…like you can expect honesty from Krinn’s evil sister.

What do you do?

35 Suggestions for “We ride like we mean it”

  1. necoo says:

    eat candy off the floor before you fail at life again

  2. Realmhopper says:

    Ask your wife what’s up

  3. Werbluten the bleeder says:

    Then hold your breath until Krinn’s evil sister admits to being evil and not Krinn.

  4. Guy says:

    Liquify something and eat it, pretending it’s candy.

  5. Koyal says:

    Let her know you know she is not who she wants you to think she is!

  6. Loof says:

    Wonder what Techy is up to

  7. Shadow says:

    Be a brat.

  8. Greg says:

    Shes not giving you candy, keep holding your breath!
    OR
    Discover that you had candy in your back pants robe all along
    OR
    next

  9. Fred says:

    WATCH OUT!

  10. RedFox says:

    That’s not a sunset!! Wait, we did that already?
    OR
    Next

  11. valen c. says:

    I second Realmhopper your old lady seems kinda miffed.

  12. LolaDaRogue says:

    have a nice conversation with your wife. Maybe compliment her.

  13. Dudeguy says:

    Pose as a team cus shit just got real!

  14. Vayne Rumar says:

    Make a mental note to buy THE BEST CANDY at your next destination.

    But keep holding your breath in the meantime, as practice.
    No telling when you’ll need a strong lung capacity to survive.

  15. Muffinmanifestation says:

    Where’s Douglas?

  16. Riaxh says:

    I agree with Realmhopper and LolaDaRogue

  17. Rythorn says:

    Where did that other sun go?

  18. Kouk says:

    Trick evil Krinn into revealing herself.

    OR

    Get on with it.

  19. Jenn the Hen says:

    Keep on holding your breath until the walrus stops yelling at you.

  20. TheDoctorJocelun says:

    next
    OR
    Boast about your horsey/ unicorn.

  21. roko says:

    kill fades mount…just just….do it

  22. Demonio Penguino says:

    Pass out from lack of air.

  23. Velin says:

    I second:
    “have a nice conversation with your wife. Maybe compliment her.

  24. Godot says:

    Nibble the unicorn horn. It MAY be magic candy.

    OR

    Wonder why your wife hasn’t tried to sleep with you yet.

  25. Godot says:

    Better yet, Check your wallet to see if you still have your V-card

  26. BardVLW says:

    Gloria seems a bit peeved at all the women you’re recruiting. Explain to her that you would never be in a relationship with a troll or spider women.

  27. Revane says:

    Wait a second, is krinn riding a werewolf?

  28. Timothy says:

    Realise the counter is almost half way down now.

  29. necoo says:

    ponder the location of your destination

  30. Revane says:

    Bump into some sand dwarves

  31. honeyman says:

    pass out

  32. Demonium says:

    Hold breath until you pass out
    OR
    Now you’re thirsty. Liquify sand and drink it

  33. maxx111 says:

    Remeber how to breath

  34. Lancer says:

    Ask Killjoy Mk. 2 where you’re going and what’s going on, then brace yourself for the incoming plot.

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