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Yes, a healthcare joke

Forget everything she said and wake up with a headache

Done and done

What do you do?

39 Suggestions for “Yes, a healthcare joke”

  1. Werbluten the bleeder says:

    Err… wait, don’t clerics not need mana?

  2. Razorhead says:

    Be possessed by an evil spirit.

  3. Nikochan says:

    realize that you’re naked

  4. kenarg66 says:

    realize that you’re naked

  5. Werbluten the bleeder says:

    Oh! Medpack on the wall, it must have free potions inside.

  6. Shinryuji says:

    Realise you’re naked, at which point find a passerby and steal their clothes.

  7. Kodyack says:

    forget that you’re naked and get out of bed.

  8. ChaoticBrain says:

    Wait a second! Clerics don’t need Mana!

  9. Uberredheadofdoom says:

    Start dancing to show her that you’re fine.

  10. CNinja says:

    Suddenly the wife appears

  11. Musleblast the Ultimate Gamer says:

    Cast a spell to show that you are fine.

  12. jerqod says:

    notice that the Canaians have removed one of your curses

  13. Vayne Rumar says:

    If you’re in a hospital already, why not try to get rid of that last curse?

  14. Masuhiro says:

    Point out that Jane claimed she didn’t need mana.

  15. Atrinos Azuleous says:

    Hug Jane for her care.

  16. A innocent bystander says:

    Realize that your naked

  17. Supernerd says:

    Ask her “What mana?”

  18. jane doesnt use mana
    http://what-do-you-do.net/2009/07/stupid-mage/
    take advantage of free medical care to get rid of your curse.
    if that deosnt work, swing your head around and bash the cursemark into stuff untill it leaves.

  19. Riaxh says:

    Get out of my room!

  20. Dreadclaw says:

    Stand up and exclaim something profound.

  21. Kgummy says:

    Give her a hug.

  22. necoo says:

    remind her of her lack of manna

  23. Dragon of War says:

    Ask “Erm…Jane,I thought you DON”T need mana…”

  24. Dragon of War says:

    Quickly say “Erm…I thought you DON’T need mana…”

  25. Fload says:

    Remind her that she has no mana.

  26. Someone says:

    Go into another syrup coma to avoid killjoy.

  27. Blue_Elite says:

    Don’t forget you’re naked and get out of bed.

  28. Jerenator says:

    Remind her that she is lying like hell.

    AND/OR

    Get out of bed, ignore the consequences.

    AND/OR

    Tell Jane about your dream/coma.

  29. Wizician of the West says:

    Jane is standing there while you’re naked. What a perv…

  30. srdudeman says:

    realize your loving wife is not worried by your bed
    or
    ask the caninians to remove the eye of wrath

  31. good idea says:

    ask why is jane here and not your wife? (0_0′)

  32. Godot says:

    Demand that Jane leaves. Naked people only!

  33. hero122 says:

    remind her she doesn’t use mana, and then imediately run out of the room if bad things start.

  34. Em says:

    Yeah clerics dont use manna use incenerate

  35. me123 says:

    Notice that, since you’re not a citizen, you don’t get free medical services.

  36. Lancer says:

    Decide, without knowing why, that finding a dark tower east of where the moon shines brightest is now the most important thing you can do.

  37. liquify says:

    Show Jane your Charisma.

  38. LolaDaRogue says:

    Clerics don’t use manna and Gloria is not at your bed side. REALIZE IT’S A TRAP! RUN!

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