Use your army of cats and your blade to fight
Awww…they are children assassins – how cute. Archer cat ties Clyde up, and you wield your blade…for about three seconds, after which you drop it since you’re a mage.
What do you do?
Use your army of cats and your blade to fight
Awww…they are children assassins – how cute. Archer cat ties Clyde up, and you wield your blade…for about three seconds, after which you drop it since you’re a mage.
What do you do?
Realize they’re not children, but midgets.
Party check.
or
Demand answers to those…
Warrior cat, knock out the other assassin.
Discuss the prospect of adopting these cute little assassins with your wife.
inform them that they are coming with you.
check how your vampire freind is doing.
Slap ‘em! If they cry, they’re kids.
Hey! Don’t you have a lot of money now? And are in a noble family?
Don’t ask them who hired them or why they did it.
Don’t even let them tell you their tragic back-story.
Offer them 1,000 gold to shut up and escort your party for the rest of this skull mission. That’s probably the most gold they’ve ever seen in their entire miserable lives.
As this encounter has demonstrated, your need for more observant party members. If they prove themselves worthy over the course of the mission, offer them a position in the party/Richard’s army/your family (if they are inevitably orphans).
Ask them why they were trying to assasinate you.
Demand explanation
Also, promotions for archer cat.
Vayne has a point…
Since you gave that stupid curse, GO MAGE CAT!
pet cute children.
Punch Tania in the face.
Cast paralyze on Tania. Talk trash if the spell chosen is beneficial.
laugh at douglas for being beaten by lv 2 weaklings
or
attempt to recruit the two rascals since they have shown they’re power by beating douglas
Make them fix your slave
Ugh, look at those teeth! They’re obviously hillbillies.
Warrior Cat vs. Tania! Fight!
have your wife bring them to awe with her glowiness… gotta play used manna efficiently right
Remind yourself to take a few levels in a more offensive class, since this curse shows no signs of wearing off.
FINISH THEM.
Subdue the remaining bandit personally.
Adopt them into your rapidly growing family.
Ask them why they attacked you.
take archer cat back before something happens
Football tackle the one on the ground, and random spell-itize the other.
Archer cat: Level up.
WARRIOR CAT!I CHOOSE YOU!
Hey! Don’t you have a lot of money now? And are in a noble family?
Don’t ask them who hired them or why they did it.
Don’t even let them tell you their tragic back-story.
Offer them 1,000 gold to shut up and escort your party for the rest of this skull mission. That’s probably the most gold they’ve ever seen in their entire miserable lives.
As this encounter has demonstrated, your need for more observant party members. If they prove themselves worthy over the course of the mission, offer them a position in the party/Richard’s army/your family (if they are inevitably orphans).
Cat army, LEVEL UP
cat army, reach higher levels than James
Capture the other fiendish warrior.
Ask them where their tribe is.
Oh shit, we’re being attacked by gnomes.
relize they are realy dwarfs and that your not a mage your a wizaard
havce warrior cat deal with the other
or cast (anyhting)
Clearly they must be midgets.
How else can you explain the fact that the female child seems to have breasts at such a young age?
-shot-
@EI, welcome to the internets. ;D
Try using diplomacy, ask “why the heck did you try to shoot me?”
Comment on how adorable they are and pinch their cheeks.
Spend 150 gold to upgrade Archer Cat into Crossbowman Cat. (Civilization joke
)
OR, Practice your fisticuffs in anticipation of taking Monk at your next level up.
use magic armor on him! and hope for something nonlethal!