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Yes, seriously

Use your army of cats and your blade to fight

Awww…they are children assassins – how cute. Archer cat ties Clyde up, and you wield your blade…for about three seconds, after which you drop it since you’re a mage.

What do you do?

46 Suggestions for “Yes, seriously”

  1. Kgummy says:

    Realize they’re not children, but midgets.

  2. Duck says:

    Party check.
    or
    Demand answers to those…

  3. Revane says:

    Warrior cat, knock out the other assassin.

  4. Piña says:

    Discuss the prospect of adopting these cute little assassins with your wife.

  5. Riaxh says:

    inform them that they are coming with you.

  6. Riaxh says:

    check how your vampire freind is doing.

  7. AVega says:

    Slap ‘em! If they cry, they’re kids.

  8. Vayne Rumar says:

    Hey! Don’t you have a lot of money now? And are in a noble family?
    Don’t ask them who hired them or why they did it.
    Don’t even let them tell you their tragic back-story.

    Offer them 1,000 gold to shut up and escort your party for the rest of this skull mission. That’s probably the most gold they’ve ever seen in their entire miserable lives.

    As this encounter has demonstrated, your need for more observant party members. If they prove themselves worthy over the course of the mission, offer them a position in the party/Richard’s army/your family (if they are inevitably orphans).

  9. Azreal says:

    Ask them why they were trying to assasinate you.

  10. Godly says:

    Demand explanation

  11. Vayne Rumar says:

    Also, promotions for archer cat.

  12. Duck says:

    Vayne has a point…

  13. Yomojo says:

    Since you gave that stupid curse, GO MAGE CAT!

  14. Dellis says:

    pet cute children.

  15. PHANTOM says:

    Punch Tania in the face.

  16. Supernerd says:

    Cast paralyze on Tania. Talk trash if the spell chosen is beneficial.

  17. necoo says:

    laugh at douglas for being beaten by lv 2 weaklings

    or

    attempt to recruit the two rascals since they have shown they’re power by beating douglas

  18. Wizician of the West says:

    Make them fix your slave

  19. Uberredheadofdoom says:

    Ugh, look at those teeth! They’re obviously hillbillies.

  20. Warrior Cat vs. Tania! Fight!

  21. necoo says:

    have your wife bring them to awe with her glowiness… gotta play used manna efficiently right

  22. Some Random Awesome Person says:

    Remind yourself to take a few levels in a more offensive class, since this curse shows no signs of wearing off.

  23. Fload says:

    FINISH THEM.

  24. Kouk says:

    Subdue the remaining bandit personally.

  25. Drillgorg says:

    Adopt them into your rapidly growing family.

  26. Lunar-tic says:

    Ask them why they attacked you.

  27. honeyman says:

    take archer cat back before something happens

  28. Wolfhowl44 says:

    Football tackle the one on the ground, and random spell-itize the other.

  29. AMRIV says:

    Archer cat: Level up.

  30. Sir Roflsalot says:

    WARRIOR CAT!I CHOOSE YOU!

  31. hero122 says:

    Hey! Don’t you have a lot of money now? And are in a noble family?
    Don’t ask them who hired them or why they did it.
    Don’t even let them tell you their tragic back-story.

    Offer them 1,000 gold to shut up and escort your party for the rest of this skull mission. That’s probably the most gold they’ve ever seen in their entire miserable lives.

    As this encounter has demonstrated, your need for more observant party members. If they prove themselves worthy over the course of the mission, offer them a position in the party/Richard’s army/your family (if they are inevitably orphans).

  32. Seth says:

    Cat army, LEVEL UP

  33. Max says:

    cat army, reach higher levels than James

  34. Shadow says:

    Capture the other fiendish warrior.

  35. NightFlame says:

    Ask them where their tribe is.

  36. Azreal says:

    Oh shit, we’re being attacked by gnomes.

  37. HORKAK says:

    relize they are realy dwarfs and that your not a mage your a wizaard

  38. srdudeman says:

    havce warrior cat deal with the other

  39. srdudeman says:

    or cast (anyhting)

  40. EI says:

    Clearly they must be midgets.

    How else can you explain the fact that the female child seems to have breasts at such a young age?

    -shot-

  41. Rawrd00d says:

    @EI, welcome to the internets. ;D

  42. Lancer says:

    Try using diplomacy, ask “why the heck did you try to shoot me?”

  43. DynamoDan says:

    Comment on how adorable they are and pinch their cheeks.

  44. Moki says:

    Spend 150 gold to upgrade Archer Cat into Crossbowman Cat. (Civilization joke :D )

  45. Kouk says:

    OR, Practice your fisticuffs in anticipation of taking Monk at your next level up.

  46. terroc says:

    use magic armor on him! and hope for something nonlethal!

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