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And a happy new sun cycle

Skip the storyline panel, do a holiday one instead

That’s pretty hard, no one down here is very festive. Part of your integration process involves you working on stupid meaningless toys, in a silly hat. And to think that it’s current;y the winter festival back in your hometown. Seven days of fun in Relsh, and you’re stuck in fish prison. Oh well, you might as well TRY to enjoy it.

Happy holidays!

What do you do?

31 Suggestions for “And a happy new sun cycle”

  1. Hero123XYZ says:

    Dance a holiday jig

  2. Shadow says:

    Go on strike.

  3. FunkyNinjaZ says:

    Merry Christmas Chris!
    Build a “toy” of doom

  4. hero122 says:

    use your toy building and carve it into a knife!
    HOHOSTAB.

  5. Vayne Rumar says:

    Give the present to Techy for all his hard work.

    AND/OR

    Smuggle the tools back into your cell and use them to escape.

  6. Gargosa says:

    Wonder what reindeer tastes like…

  7. Moki says:

    (@Gargosa: I live in alaska, we have them. They taste delicious.)

    Smuggle the hat back into your cell. It looks important.

  8. Uberredheadofdoom says:

    Search the hat to see if someone hid an item there to help you break out.

  9. Vengroe says:

    Carve a shiv for later prison-escaping use.

  10. Jenn the Hen says:

    Not all elves make toys that’s racist

  11. Mushy says:

    Take the spring and make spring shoes out of them.

  12. TJ says:

    Slip some drugs into the toys and get someone else in trouble for it.

  13. Proper Gentleman says:

    Start an uprising.

  14. Timothy says:

    Bludgeon one of the guards to death with the sharp edge of the toy.

  15. Blue_Elite says:

    Develop a craft skill.

  16. Azreal says:

    Write a mysterious message to confuse later prisoners.

  17. Ann Idiot says:

    Build a toy of doom and patent it.

  18. Necromantic says:

    tell them it would be easier to build toys if you could use magic. neglect to mention that, in this context, “build toys” means “escape and/or kill you all”

  19. Mouldcube says:

    bribe guards with large quantity of money

  20. NightFlame says:

    Get out your unicorn.

  21. that guy says:

    have archer cat steal the keys to your cell while warrior cat and mage cat secure your escape route (this goes into effect as soon as we become cannon again)

  22. kaploy9 says:

    Embody the spirit of Tony Stark and construct a weapon.

  23. midnight says:

    Make an awesomely cool thing that distracts the guards by its coolness so you can escape

  24. pieman170 says:

    its a good time to

    NEXT

  25. Kgummy says:

    Go find a jolly old fat man in red.

  26. Vozw says:

    Summon enslaved electrical maniac.
    OR
    Whack stuff randomly with your Axe of Manliness.

  27. that guy says:

    nevermind, second kaploy9

  28. Kouk says:

    Construct allies.

    OR

    Devise escape plan.

    OR

    Construct allies with whom you devise an escape plan.

  29. R. Waher says:

    Craft a toy that’s actually a fiendish weapon.

  30. TheDoctorJocelyn says:

    Merry Christmas.

    Build a toy that secretly helps you escape your fishy inprisonment

  31. hydrowolfy says:

    Ask guard nicely for key

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