Bury the fancy walrus statue as a sign of primitive life for the later centuries

Farewell friend, there are more important matters now. Maybe some day someone will…oh wow! Look a that, an unidentified magical item of unknown powers.
What do you do?
Bury the fancy walrus statue as a sign of primitive life for the later centuries

Farewell friend, there are more important matters now. Maybe some day someone will…oh wow! Look a that, an unidentified magical item of unknown powers.
What do you do?
How surprisig!
Take it.
And refresh the inventory screen
Ask Fade to identify it.
Lick it.
Take that diamond to make a shovel with it.
Activate whatever the item is.
Dig it out and take it
Try using it with everything in your inventory to see what happens.
use mysterious item with walrus statue to create Mysterious Fancy Magic Walrus Statue!
Eat it.
Shiny….
Do something witty
Take it so you can lick it later (eating its just silly)….also
OMGTHETIMERSNEARLYRUNOUT!!!1 maybe its time to get going?
puck it up. examine it. not like it matters now.
Grab it!
Hold the shiny thing above your head dramatically.
I honestly was going to say lick it, but Johngod3 beat me to it…
Don“t think about what to do,eat it!
Cast light and levitate on the unidentified item and act if it’s a super spooky ghost.
Take the magical item just for the reason of making the counter lower even more.
Wonder if your irrational actions arent guided by a superior being, directing you to save the world. Or just try to eat the shiny thing.
OMG it’s shiny! Pick it up.
Pick up that item and use it to justify your hole!
Suck on it like a piece of candy.
Hold it up to the sky!
Sell it, buy a Rod of Wonder
I have a bad feeling that that shiny item might somehow activate the beacon hovering above Jame’s head. (Or mabye it’s just me.)
Take item. Fill hole. Head out.
Take it and eat it.
Take the shiniy thingy.
Try to use it in the next battle
Whether you lick it or eat it, be sure to tell us what flavor it is.
At a glance, it could be mint, cotton candy, or pain. Delicious pain.
LOOOOOOOOOOOOT!!!!!
Yoink
stick it in your nostril.
Put the artifact in your mouth and chew the edge to make sure it’s really magical.
look at it closely
Eat it!
Ignore it. It’s clearly useless to you.