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Bah, plot

Bury the fancy walrus statue as a sign of primitive life for the later centuries

Farewell friend, there are more important matters now. Maybe some day someone will…oh wow! Look a that, an unidentified magical item of unknown powers.

What do you do?

39 Suggestions for “Bah, plot”

  1. olegv11 says:

    How surprisig!
    Take it.

  2. olegv11 says:

    And refresh the inventory screen

  3. Jerenator says:

    Ask Fade to identify it.

  4. Johngod3 says:

    Lick it.

  5. Duck says:

    Take that diamond to make a shovel with it.

  6. Werbluten the bleeder says:

    Activate whatever the item is.

  7. MasterNinja says:

    Dig it out and take it

  8. cDave says:

    Try using it with everything in your inventory to see what happens.

  9. Ann Idiot says:

    use mysterious item with walrus statue to create Mysterious Fancy Magic Walrus Statue!

  10. Some Random Awesome Person says:

    Eat it.

  11. A innocent bystander says:

    Shiny….

  12. FunkyNinjaZ says:

    Do something witty

  13. RedFox says:

    Take it so you can lick it later (eating its just silly)….also
    OMGTHETIMERSNEARLYRUNOUT!!!1 maybe its time to get going?

  14. hero122 says:

    puck it up. examine it. not like it matters now.

  15. Moltrox says:

    Grab it!

  16. Azreal says:

    Hold the shiny thing above your head dramatically.

  17. TJ says:

    I honestly was going to say lick it, but Johngod3 beat me to it…

  18. eggface says:

    Don“t think about what to do,eat it!

  19. Mushy says:

    Cast light and levitate on the unidentified item and act if it’s a super spooky ghost.

  20. Wizician of the West says:

    Take the magical item just for the reason of making the counter lower even more.

  21. Koyal says:

    Wonder if your irrational actions arent guided by a superior being, directing you to save the world. Or just try to eat the shiny thing.

  22. TheDoctorJocelyn says:

    OMG it’s shiny! Pick it up.

  23. Supernerd says:

    Pick up that item and use it to justify your hole!

  24. Feen says:

    Suck on it like a piece of candy.

  25. MasterBlade says:

    Hold it up to the sky!

  26. Clydeicus says:

    Sell it, buy a Rod of Wonder

  27. Musleblast says:

    I have a bad feeling that that shiny item might somehow activate the beacon hovering above Jame’s head. (Or mabye it’s just me.)

  28. Blue_Elite says:

    Take item. Fill hole. Head out.

  29. PHANTOM says:

    Take it and eat it.

  30. Shadow says:

    Take the shiniy thingy.

  31. Desty says:

    Try to use it in the next battle

  32. Vayne Rumar says:

    Whether you lick it or eat it, be sure to tell us what flavor it is.
    At a glance, it could be mint, cotton candy, or pain. Delicious pain.

  33. jeremy says:

    LOOOOOOOOOOOOT!!!!!

  34. Realmhopper says:

    Yoink

  35. Dellis says:

    stick it in your nostril.

  36. Jenn the Hen says:

    Put the artifact in your mouth and chew the edge to make sure it’s really magical.

  37. honeyman says:

    look at it closely

  38. Revane says:

    Eat it!

  39. Godot says:

    Ignore it. It’s clearly useless to you.

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