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Crazed calamari

Ignore the tentacle

You ignore the tentacle and focus on the giant octopus connected to it.

What do you do?

Author’s note: Due to an apperantly neccessary tip to the italian embassy, I must skip today’s first panel.

86 Suggestions for “Crazed calamari”

  1. DKB says:

    Challenge the Octopus to a dance-off

  2. AMRIV says:

    Point to the sorry sign and hand his book back.

  3. Azreal says:

    “Sorry, who are you again?”

    No seriously, who the hell is John The Warlock?

  4. necoo says:

    !!!!!cast a spell your curse is gone!!!!

  5. me says:

    use book and newly returned ability to choose which spell you use to defeat him.

  6. me says:

    *use his own book

    I’m not giving it back it was loot he dropped when I defeated him, may as well return the gold to various monsters.

  7. Wizician of the West says:

    I think he wants his book back

  8. FunkyNinjaZ says:

    @Azreal the very “first” jhon the warlock appeared when james attached the leech to look like a goatee in the animal village (when deblin and james left the main party) also, he was a warlock

  9. Aezen says:

    Wonder why there’s a mouth on the front of the octopus, when it should have a beak at the center of it’s tentacles. . . because you know that kind of stuff off the back of your hand.

  10. TJ says:

    Freezolate it!

  11. Demonio Penguino says:

    Random spellcasting time!

  12. Siguard says:

    confuzzle the octopus and locust swarm John

  13. MasterBlade says:

    Throw sand in its eyes!

  14. Shadow says:

    Ask the guy riding the octopus who he is.

  15. necoo says:

    … how can he summon anything without his book

  16. Lolrus says:

    Admire his goatee.

  17. Timothy says:

    Thats a good point necoo.

    “Wait, how’d you summon the octopus without your special book?”

  18. LolaDaRogue says:

    Ask what was it you did to tick him off again?

  19. Cathral says:

    Approach this John the Octopus and ask it where it got such a great name and hat, then continue on your journey with your new octopus party member.

  20. HellMage501 says:

    Summon your awesome unicorn thingy to show it off.
    OR
    Let Fade do this, octopusses and spiders should get along… right?

  21. Kouk says:

    Try to remember who that is, and why he has a human riding on top of him.

  22. Genuine Fiber says:

    Lightning Bolt

  23. Ask who he was again.

  24. NightFlame says:

    Act as if you don’t know him. And use Incinerate to cook the octopus.

  25. Master::Unreal says:

    Tell the octopus where he can find some tasty giant-lobsters you killed just for him, that will make him handsome

  26. Duck says:

    Use diplomacy, we don’t want to kill more people unnecessarily.

  27. Jeff says:

    Ask the nice man who he his.

  28. BoozeAddict says:

    cast “make sushi”

  29. Digitalwolf says:

    Accuse the man on top of stealing your goatee.

  30. Mr.Youshouldcopymyanswer says:

    Use his own spell book against him.

  31. Jenn the Hen says:

    Yell Jooooooooohnnnnnnn in an equally dramatic fashion.

  32. Input says:

    Kiss it.

  33. Origamiman says:

    appologize, offer to talk, be prepared for trechary.

  34. ilver says:

    Ignore him..

  35. Em says:

    Dance of groove it and move it.

  36. Musleblast says:

    Realise that you can’t recognise who this person is and act like you can’t recognise him.

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