Ignore the tentacle

You ignore the tentacle and focus on the giant octopus connected to it.
What do you do?
Author’s note: Due to an apperantly neccessary tip to the italian embassy, I must skip today’s first panel.
Ignore the tentacle

You ignore the tentacle and focus on the giant octopus connected to it.
What do you do?
Author’s note: Due to an apperantly neccessary tip to the italian embassy, I must skip today’s first panel.
Challenge the Octopus to a dance-off
Point to the sorry sign and hand his book back.
“Sorry, who are you again?”
No seriously, who the hell is John The Warlock?
!!!!!cast a spell your curse is gone!!!!
use book and newly returned ability to choose which spell you use to defeat him.
*use his own book
I’m not giving it back it was loot he dropped when I defeated him, may as well return the gold to various monsters.
I think he wants his book back
@Azreal the very “first” jhon the warlock appeared when james attached the leech to look like a goatee in the animal village (when deblin and james left the main party) also, he was a warlock
Wonder why there’s a mouth on the front of the octopus, when it should have a beak at the center of it’s tentacles. . . because you know that kind of stuff off the back of your hand.
Freezolate it!
Random spellcasting time!
confuzzle the octopus and locust swarm John
Throw sand in its eyes!
Ask the guy riding the octopus who he is.
… how can he summon anything without his book
Admire his goatee.
Thats a good point necoo.
“Wait, how’d you summon the octopus without your special book?”
Ask what was it you did to tick him off again?
Approach this John the Octopus and ask it where it got such a great name and hat, then continue on your journey with your new octopus party member.
Summon your awesome unicorn thingy to show it off.
OR
Let Fade do this, octopusses and spiders should get along… right?
Try to remember who that is, and why he has a human riding on top of him.
Lightning Bolt
Ask who he was again.
Act as if you don’t know him. And use Incinerate to cook the octopus.
Tell the octopus where he can find some tasty giant-lobsters you killed just for him, that will make him handsome
Use diplomacy, we don’t want to kill more people unnecessarily.
Ask the nice man who he his.
cast “make sushi”
Accuse the man on top of stealing your goatee.
Use his own spell book against him.
Yell Jooooooooohnnnnnnn in an equally dramatic fashion.
Kiss it.
appologize, offer to talk, be prepared for trechary.
Ignore him..
Dance of groove it and move it.
Realise that you can’t recognise who this person is and act like you can’t recognise him.