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Diagnosis fraud

Get surprised

Even you know how unlikely that is.

What do you do?

45 Suggestions for “Diagnosis fraud”

  1. Koyal says:

    Its not lupus!

  2. necoo says:

    have an epic lv 5 vs lv 5 battle

  3. Loof says:

    Get into an actual fight.

  4. Aside says:

    Incinerate

    OR

    Freezolate

  5. RedFox says:

    Nobody removes Techy’s vital organs but you! Fight!
    Also
    Zap the guy, Grab Techy and run back to the less evil, evil people.

  6. serman says:

    Have a horrible flashback of the last time you visited the dentist

  7. Razorhead says:

    Really ? I mean, really ? Just Freezolate him, that should be enough.

  8. Drali says:

    Ask how much gold you can get one of Techy’s kidneys.

  9. Dellis says:

    Let them feel the wrath of James Woodrock™!

  10. necoo says:

    THERE CAN BE ONLY ONE… person on lv 5

  11. Iccc says:

    Frail your arms at him like a mad man

    Or put simply

    ATTACKATTACKATTACK!

  12. Ann Idiot says:

    EPIC DUEL TIME!!!

  13. Fredinator says:

    Have a nightmare about the dentist.

    While in this nightmare-in-the-daytime-coma-type-thing, somehow defeat the threat to Techy.

  14. Demonio Penguino says:

    INCINERATE!

  15. Demonium says:

    Get saved by the ELF guys.
    OR
    Wrestle with Trey for the scalpel

  16. Unisovshau says:

    Grab Techy, shout something random, and run!

  17. NightFlame says:

    Shove Techy into your inventory and run back to E.L.F.

  18. Supernerd says:

    Loudly proclaim that Dwarves don’t have vital organs, cast confuzzle on him and demand to hear the truth!

  19. Buront says:

    Enrage

  20. Titumau says:

    Doppelgangerize Techy and escape with the original one

  21. TheDoctorJocelyn says:

    Save techy

  22. Horkak says:

    incinerate tray*der

  23. guyman609 says:

    hes only level 5 too you can take him.

  24. Wolfhowl44 says:

    Inappropriately take his toothy poster and FIGHT!!!

  25. ilver says:

    let him be operated.

  26. hero122 says:

    warrior cat, vaquish foes!
    or just cast freezeolate

  27. honeyman says:

    punch trey*dar

  28. Nikochan says:

    there’s a lot of metal things in this room… magnetify Trey*dar!!!!

  29. liquify says:

    2nd Nikochan…. magnetify Trey*dar

  30. zeta-mus says:

    Incinerate

  31. Sal says:

    Cast a spell. Any spell, really.

  32. Mushy says:

    Release your enslaved electric friend, grab Techy, and run.

  33. Uberredheadofdoom says:

    Use the pokeamulet. Both Joshua and this guy glow, so they’ll either cancel each other out, or power up to extreme amounts and kill everything. Worth a shot.

  34. Some Random Awesome Person says:

    Inventory Techy and run away.

  35. JesseSoahc says:

    Hey… you don´t really like techy, but he is YOUR companion. it means: you OWN him… fight that guy who want´s to break YOUR stuff

  36. BardVLW says:

    Smite him!

  37. Em says:

    Random gibberish

  38. Magic ATTACK says:

    [S] Strife!

  39. Azreal says:

    Cast EVERYTHING.

  40. Moltrox says:

    NOBODY TOUCHES TECHY!

  41. Compact says:

    Forget Techy, run!

  42. Bloodmoon says:

    Cast Magnatize, see what happens.

  43. Bloodmoon says:

    Magnetify, I mean. I think.

  44. MasterBlade says:

    Treat Techy for Lupus. Then incinerate the doctor.

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